Yet another slick pitch for diet pillz

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Link:"http://www.anorex.com/
There's a new product called "Leptoprin" which is the "generic" name for "Ano-rex" Now, here's the pitch: It's not for the slightly overweight, no. They can't have it 'cuz you wouldn't wanna spend that much money. No, it's for the SERIOUSLY overweight. I can't wait until the FTC opens up a huge can of whipass on these marthafolkers. What a load of malarkey. Instead of spending money on their effective medicines for hypertension and diabetes, obese persons will be shelling out $150+ a month on a product that doesn't label its contents -- "It's proprietary, yet it's available OTC, really we're not kidding, no really!" I'm sure even if the product is effective, it is little more than ephedra, which costs about $1 per bottle

We need some serious oversight of supplements -- direct marketing of prescription drugs is limited by the FDA, but these mountebanks can get away with ANYTHING so long as they put away enough cash before they get fined and shut down. And TV stations and other media that run these ads don't ask questions, they just pocket the money and stick the tape into the machine.

If anybody's heard more about this company "Klein-Becker" please expound. I'm sure it's a play off "SmithKline Beechham".
 
Golly. :eek: You talk about your Snake Oil Specialists--check out their "STOP BREAST SAG & SHRINKAGE CAUSED BY DIETING" page.

Short version: Fatburner pills are supposed to make your fat cells give up their fat, right? But since your breasts are made up mainly of fat cells (adipose tissue), if the fatburner pills make your breast fat cells give up all their fat, then your breasts will shrink, right? So, what you do is, you rub their special Mamrälin-ARa™ breast cream on your breasts, and voila! Its "Adenosine Receptor Agonists", which "encourage cells to store fat", will actually encourage your breast fat cells to retain their fat, and your breasts won't shrink! But the fatburner pills will continue to burn the weight off your other body cells that aren't protected by Mamrälin-ARa™ ! Isn't that amazing? :rolleyes:
But that’s not all... because Mamrälin-ARa™ makes it difficult to attack breast fat, it also forces your body to find an alternative source of fat to burn for energy... helping you get rid of the excess, unwanted fat stored in your hips, thighs, abs, and buttocks just a little bit faster.
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Wow. I stand in awe. Truly, these people are brilliant.

And yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if Klein-Becker picked the name on purpose.
 
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