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YELLOW BAMBOO TEST!!!

KRAMER

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A test has been conducted. The applicant failed.

You probably all know the Yellow Bamboo Baloney.

Here is the link to the test. I hope it works as well for you as it did for me.

http://members.iinet.net.au/~ftrust/


(Edited by Darat to correct URL.)
 
The link is bad? I have to cut & paste it to make it work...
 
Heh heh heh!

Phoney self-defence training - thousands.
One cheap tight yellow T-shirt - $5
Bruised ego and gut, and sand in your teeth - priceless.
 
At one point in the video, the "attacker," the guy in black, comes right up into the camera and says something. But I couldn't understand it. Did anyone else catch what he said?
 
I don't know - can't turn up the sound, I'm at work - but I'll bet that it's quotable. :D

I've seen Junior High School freshmen football players who would have done a better job than those ... umm... poor self-deluded souls. :)
 
jmercer said:
That would do it, all right. :) Let's see if this one works:

http://members.iinet.net.au/~ftrust/

I did view the video. I'm a martial artist. That's trash.
I don't think your ability matters - YB claimed to be able to repel "attackers". And I'm sorta guessing that being rugby-tackled full-on and then being headlocked is "an attack"...
 
Lisa Simpson said:
At one point in the video, the "attacker," the guy in black, comes right up into the camera and says something. But I couldn't understand it. Did anyone else catch what he said?
Heh! This was filmed in Australia. He said "They're losers!".
 
Zep said:
I don't think your ability matters - YB claimed to be able to repel "attackers". And I'm sorta guessing that being rugby-tackled full-on and then being headlocked is "an attack"...

Ok, but it's still trash. :)

Zep said:
Heh! This was filmed in Australia. He said "They're losers!".

There's another reason for me to like my cousins down under... they speak the truth so eloquently! :D
 
All that work and effort? Hell, I could have walked up and just thumped the yellowshirt's nose with my index finger.

And people pay for this "training" ? I'm in the wrong line of work.

BTW, did anyone see the UFO in the background as they were prepping for the second run?

Regards;
Beanbag
 
Zep said:
He said "They're losers!".

That sums it up!

To clarify...this test was run in conjunction with JREF, right? what I mean is, what was the extent of JREF's involvement in the test.
 
Beanbag said:
BTW, did anyone see the UFO in the background as they were prepping for the second run?

Damn you, Beanbag, for beating me to that joke (though I was going to call it a "paranormal hat-shaped event").
 
I'm just sad that none of these guys were available in my area for me to help test.
 
Beanbag said:
BTW, did anyone see the UFO in the background as they were prepping for the second run?
Streetlamp.

Sorry.

We deliberately make them to look like UFOs to fool the more gullible among us, like Victor Zammit. ;)
 
jmercer said:
I did view the video. I'm a martial artist. That's trash.

Feel free to post video of yourself winning any kind of full-contact encounter on soft sand, starting with the screaming charge the YBers demand as part of the test, to show how much classier you look.

(The attackers are actually very skilled guys, who are going out of their way to take the Bamboo woos down without hurting them and apply a submission without hurting them. Note the BJJ t-shirt).
 
jmercer said:
There's another reason for me to like my cousins down under... they speak the truth so eloquently! :D
I think you call it "dissing". We call it "sledging". Verbally psyching them out.
 
Kevin_Lowe said:
Feel free to post video of yourself winning any kind of full-contact encounter on soft sand, starting with the screaming charge the YBers demand as part of the test, to show how much classier you look.

(The attackers are actually very skilled guys, who are going out of their way to take the Bamboo woos down without hurting them and apply a submission without hurting them. Note the BJJ t-shirt).
I don't think jmercer was being too serious with his comment, Kevin. ;)

But it's a fun little video, isn't it! And a great day out for all the kiddies too! Any idea where it was done?
 

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