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Wolfman's Psychic Predictions for 2011

Wolfman

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Well, last year's predictions didn't go so well...

...but gonna' take another shot at it this year, see if I can't do a little better!

* Lady Gaga will announce her retirement from the music industry, after converting to Scientology.

* A small, relatively unknown country will have a revolution that will install a Communist government.

* The JREF will have yet another leader take over the reins.

* Chinese scientists will announce that they have perfected cold fusion, only to be subsequently denounced as a fraud by both the Chinese gov't and the scientific community.

* South Korean scientists will claim to have cloned a human child.

* Mick Jagger will die.

* The super-volcano under Yellowstone National Park will make troubling indications of increased activity.

* The Nobel Peace Prize will go to someone who's actually done something to further international peace.
 
Prediction 1: Lady Gaga will convert to scientology and get pregnant. She will continue to perform in tiny amounts of clothing until her third trimester.
 
Somewhere between now and the end of 2012, Vladimir Putin will declare himself Czar of Russia.
 
Lady Gaga will convert to Scientology and become pregnant. After the infant (Baby Googoo) is born, she will incorporate it into a garment.
 
Lady Gaga's infant will renounce scientology, only to very publicly reverse itself within a week. Lady Gaga later admits that the whole pregnancy/scientology affair was due to a bad romance.
 
We should work diligently to come up with a list of predictions for 2011 that are likely to come true just from simple chance or logic, post them on someone's independent hosting, and publicize them for a while. Then when they come true, we can let everyone know that it was simple logic rather than psychic powers that led to the predictions.

The predictions should be for things that are bound to happen, like the celebrity on death's doorstep giving up the ghost, fires and earthquakes in California, drop in banking stocks in late January/early February due to Wikileaks disclosures, etc.

Then we can throw a little woo-woo gloss on it, such as the background of the page being a star-filled night sky, a few astrological signs, maybe some new-age music playing discretely in the background. We should make sure that there are at least three different fonts/text colors on the page to give it the woo seal of authenticity. Finish it off with the "for entertainment purposes only" fine print at the very bottom. It would be as mysterious and accurate as any other woo website.
 
Obama will be forced to make an economic compromise, which many of his adherents will see as a failure.
 
Apology said:
We should work diligently to come up with a list of predictions for 2011 that are likely to come true just from simple chance or logic, post them on someone's independent hosting, and publicize them for a while. Then when they come true, we can let everyone know that it was simple logic rather than psychic powers that led to the predictions.

The predictions should be for things that are bound to happen, like the celebrity on death's doorstep giving up the ghost, fires and earthquakes in California, drop in banking stocks in late January/early February due to Wikileaks disclosures, etc.

Then we can throw a little woo-woo gloss on it, such as the background of the page being a star-filled night sky, a few astrological signs, maybe some new-age music playing discretely in the background. We should make sure that there are at least three different fonts/text colors on the page to give it the woo seal of authenticity. Finish it off with the "for entertainment purposes only" fine print at the very bottom. It would be as mysterious and accurate as any other woo website.
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A famous politician will be outed, a famous sportsman will die, there will be fires that exceed all before and earthquakes not seen since the foundation of the world.

Buy my book to see how you can survive the coming catastrophes.
 
tsig said:
A famous politician will be outed, a famous sportsman will die, there will be fires that exceed all before and earthquakes not seen since the foundation of the world.

Buy my book to see how you can survive the coming catastrophes.
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You forgot the link, you dolt. How can expect people to buy your book unless you spam the Internet with that link?
 
1) Patchwork, godawful stuff in velvets and Holly Hobbie prints will make a comeback in fashion. Expect many examples of women dressed like Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas.

2)Network reality shows will go "too far" and incur the wrath of the religious right. Many public calls for boycotts, rating unchanged.

3) Three more states will allow gay marriage. California won't be among them.

4) Ice storms and hail in Los Angeles! Earthquake in the mid-west! Another volcano eruption halts air traffic. Drought causes starvation to millions! (Pick one)

5) Keith Richards (Not Jagger) shall gather moss.
 
bookitty said:
1) Patchwork, godawful stuff in velvets and Holly Hobbie prints will make a comeback in fashion. Expect many examples of women dressed like Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas.
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Nooooo don't let it be true, I can't bear it, I just can't
 
Wolfman will nominate something he posts for The Language Award.

There will be a surprising candidate declare their intent to seek the US Presidency; they will declare that this decision is in part because so many people have asked them to run, and in part because they think the country is going in the wrong direction.

A Hollywood romance will abruptly end, with accusations of infidelity on both sides.

A well-known sports figure will die unexpectedly.

There will be civil war in Africa and religious violence in the Arab world. Ethnic issues will make life difficult in parts of the Balkans.

A medical breakthrough will be hailed early in the year, only to be discovered to not be backed up by further research by year's end.

The US Government will raise taxes in some areas but provide tax relief in others.

The world economy will struggle in some areas, but other nations will grow strongly despite the current recession.



--- I expect my prominence as a seer will rise based upon the foregoing. MK
 
Miss_Kitt said:
A medical breakthrough will be hailed early in the year, only to be discovered to not be backed up by further research by year's end.
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The breakthrough will be widely reported. The lack of supporting evidence will not. People will cite the breakthrough for years to come, long after even the scientists who made it have abandoned it.
 
bookitty said:
4) Ice storms and hail in Los Angeles! Earthquake in the mid-west! Another volcano eruption halts air traffic. Drought causes starvation to millions! (Pick one)
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Dogs and cats will live together!

RidleyReport said:
would that we had the luxury of worring about Russia. we meaning alleged subjects of washington d.c.
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Don't worry, Putin is unlikely to declare himself Czar of Washington DC until at least 2013.
 
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