Will the rapture save us from the Masons?

Maia

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So my coworkers were having this discussion at lunch yesterday, and apparently... oh, here's pretty much how the whole thing went. It's the edited version, though. The unedited version was a whole lot worse.

T: "Masons are devil worshippers and they're trying to take over the world. Michael Jackson was murdered because he was trying to get out of the cult, and they couldn't let him tell the truth."

Me: "Mmm."

T: "It's all on the back of the dollar bill."

Me: "I think I need some more iced tea."

(T and N in discussion. Overheard on the way back to the table: something about the U.S. government trying to kill us all with Splenda.)

N: "Well, it doesn't matter anyway, because God will call us all home before any of this happens."

:eye-poppi

This may be what I get for working someplace run by the Church of Christ...
 
It would be cool if you could find a casual way to enquire about the Proctor & Gramble logo. I'll be scanning the thread for a report.
 
Is Michael Jackson still dead? Sorry ... I've sorta lost track ...
 
It will be a relief when the world is finally 'taken over' and the paranoia and conspiratorial tone will become pointless.

The movement will be lead by a child of Jewish mom and Mason dad, and will become a Mormon-Scientologist with an evil laugh. We will all work in his insidious underground compound, mining an obscure ore with primitive tools. But, hey: full employment.
 
quarky said:
It will be a relief when the world is finally 'taken over' and the paranoia and conspiratorial tone will become pointless.

The movement will be lead by a child of Jewish mom and Mason dad, and will become a Mormon-Scientologist with an evil laugh. We will all work in his insidious underground compound, mining an obscure ore with primitive tools. But, hey: full employment.
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How's the medical?
 
quarky said:
It will be a relief when the world is finally 'taken over' and the paranoia and conspiratorial tone will become pointless.

The movement will be lead by a child of Jewish mom and Mason dad, and will become a Mormon-Scientologist with an evil laugh. We will all work in his insidious underground compound, mining an obscure ore with primitive tools. But, hey: full employment.
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I always wanted to be a morlock ! Much more lucrative than sleestaks imo :)
 
And hot babes like Wena come to Morlocks when they call, rather than run away screaming.
 
I am shocked that such people exist out in the real world, yes I know they do, but the reminder is still shocking.
 
hgc said:
It would be cool if you could find a casual way to enquire about the Proctor & Gramble logo. I'll be scanning the thread for a report.
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There are times when very mean thoughts along that line have occurred to me. :rolleyes: It would be so easy to feed into it... but not very nice.
 
As a Mason I can tell you, the rapture will not save you....

from anything. You've got nothing to fear from us anyways.
 
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