Why women shouldn't drive...

[headscratcher4]

From the AP:

Woman Crashes When Teaching Dog to Drive

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August 28,2006 | BEIJING -- A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday.

No injuries were reported although both vehicles were slightly damaged, it said.

The woman, identified only be her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive," according to Xinhua.

"She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."


Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved but Li paid for repairs.

 

[Mephisto]

From the AP:

Woman Crashes When Teaching Dog to Drive

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August 28,2006 | BEIJING -- A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday.

No injuries were reported although both vehicles were slightly damaged, it said.

The woman, identified only be her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive," according to Xinhua.

"She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."

Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved but Li paid for repairs.

No word on whether the drivers of the other vehicles exhibited road rage by screaming, "that bitch ran into my car!"

 

[marksman]

Well, if we're going to be all offensive, isn't this evidence that Asians should be allowed to drive?

 

[TobiasTheViking]

ehm, shouldn't... shouldn't.... and if anyone is in doubt, just think about this.. how should those asiansans be able to see the road with those small eyes.. hell, they can't even open them correctly.

 

[shemp]

It depends. What sex was the dog?

 

[Beerina]

This sounds like something my wife would do. She's taken a pekingese on a ride on the riding lawnmower.

 

[marksman]

That's not crazy. There have been many pekinese I've wanted to ride a lawnmower on.

Oh, you mean she let the dog drive. That's just wrong.

 

[kittynh]

I think it means dog shouldn't drive.

 

[HeavyAaron]

I think it means dog shouldn't drive.

You're so simple minded.

Aaron

 

[Dark Jaguar]

I can't begin to fathom why should would let a dog "have a go" at it. Seriously! Normally, I can empathise with someone's state of mind even if it is flawed, but this, THIS? I can't penetrate it! The stupifaction field is just too intense. I mean, what was she THINKING?

 

[Questioninggeller]

From the AP:

Woman Crashes When Teaching Dog to Drive

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August 28,2006 | BEIJING -- A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday.

No injuries were reported although both vehicles were slightly damaged, it said.

The woman, identified only be her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive," according to Xinhua.

"She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."


Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved but Li paid for repairs.

I wonder if she also taught the dog to wear a seatbelt?

 

[marksman]

I'm actually a little surprised that she knows how to drive.