Concerning the shock from a parked car:
I think it is the car that is charged, not only the person. When you get the shock, you are discharging all the static electricity from the whole car, through your body.
I found the 'hold onto the door technique' only after geting injured!
I used to park the car, jump out, then when I went to close the door, I used to get a (big) static shock.
So I started pushing the door shut using the window glass (glass being a good insulator). However, I still had to lock the car (no remote locking in those days). I used to hold the plastic part of the key and lock the car door, and creep away, mission accomplished, and no shock!
Then one day, a huge spark jumped across to my knuckle, as I was turning the key. I saw it and heard it, as well as feeling it! I yelped and pulled my hand away quickly, but the car key was turned in the lock, and so trapped. The other keys on the key ring, one of them a freshly cut 'chubb' type ripped a large slice out of the palm of my hand.
After that, I removed the other keys from the car key ring, but I also discovered the 'holding the door while getting out' trick.
In recent years, these car shocks don't seem to happen to me, even if I don't hold the door in 'static' weather. Maybe the car I drove then had different tyre construction? Something perhaps about the car that resulted in it building up a big static charge, which did not quickly leak away.