Who Will Be Crossing Over Next?

[The idea]

Your opinion?

 

[Mr Manifesto]

Ya feckin' what?

 

[subgenius]

I voted simultaneously, but it will be nearly that. The death of one will be too great a blow to the other.
I have spoken.

 

[Zep]

Il Papa will be the first to go. Castro will live to be 200 years old or more before they discover he died in 1968 and has been pickled since.

 

[WildCat]

Can anyone prove that the Pope isn't already dead?

 

[Cecil]

Can anyone prove that the Pope isn't already dead?

If the Pope were dead, he'd be in heaven. Since heaven doesn't exist, the Pope can't be there, and hence must be still alive. QED.

 

[subgenius]

"I heard they castrated Castro, I heard they cut off everything he had, what a dirty low-down thing to do to mess him up like that"--Nick Lowe

There actually were rumors long ago that a trip to the USSR resulted in him returning a "changed man."

 

[subgenius]

Rumors of Castro's death sweep Miami-Dade -- again
http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/7729760.htm

 

[Schizobunny]

I thought to Pope was already dead. Thats why he waves so funny. They attach a string to his hand and pull. He also looks like he is starting to rot.