When will they ever learn that nudity and driving don't mix?

[shemp]

1 Dead After Nude Driver's Out-Of-Control Ride

NEW YORK -- A speeding, out-of-control car driven by a naked woman fatally struck a pedestrian and collided with another vehicle before sailing over a fence and landing in a shopping center parking lot on Staten Island, N.Y., Wednesday.

Police said 24-year-old Taliyah Taylor was pulled out of the car by police following the incident at 10:50 p.m. William Smith Jr. of the Staten Island District Attorney's office said she is being charged with manslaughter and driving while impaired by drugs. WNBC-TV in New York reported that Simon is a former assistant district attorney.

Taylor's Nissan Maxima struck 41-year-old Larry Simon as he was crossing the street to meet his brothers.

OK, so it wasn't the nudity that caused it. But still, if you MUST get impaired and drive, at least put some clothes on!

 

[This Guy]

On the contrary, I think all (under 50yrs/150lb) women should drive nude, and should be required to exit the vehicle and run around it at each red light/stop sign.

Jumping jacks and posing for pictures should be optional.

 

[Tricky]

On the contrary, I think all (under 50yrs/150lb) women should drive nude, and should be required to exit the vehicle and run around it at each red light/stop sign.

Jumping jacks and posing for pictures should be optional.

That would certainly eliminate the problem of people running stop lights.

 

[Luke T.]

You're supposed to drive with clothes on?

Oh.

 

[gtc]

...drugs...

I didn't see that coming.

 

[Ian Osborne]

The photo accompanying the article was very disappointing...

 

[ponderingturtle]

I would think it is just that many in altered mental states often run around(or in this case drive) naked.