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When is JC returning?

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After a number of recent threads, especially one where KK mentioned how much she was looking forward to the Rapture, I thought I'd try to find out why people would think that it's imminent.

So - when's He returning?

I’ve done a bit of research about the “last days of mankind” and, here’s some stuff I found interesting… I did use the Skeptic’s Annotated Bible for the quotes, but rejected the stuff they had from the Old Testament, as that didn’t really read true for me.

LUKE
21:6 As for these things which ye behold, the days will come, in the which there shall not be left one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.
21:7 And they asked him, saying, Master, but when shall these things be? and what sign will there be when these things shall come to pass?
21:8 And he said, Take heed that ye be not deceived: for many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and the time draweth near: go ye not therefore after them.
21:9 But when ye shall hear of wars and commotions, be not terrified: for these things must first come to pass; but the end is not by and by.
21:10 Then said he unto them, Nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom:
21:11 And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.
21:12 But before all these, they shall lay their hands on you, and persecute you, delivering you up to the synagogues, and into prisons, being brought before kings and rulers for my name's sake.
21:20 And when ye shall see Jerusalem compassed with armies, then know that the desolation thereof is nigh.
21:22 For these be the days of vengeance, that all things which are written may be fulfilled.
21:23 But woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck, in those days! for there shall be great distress in the land, and wrath upon this people.
21:24 And they shall fall by the edge of the sword, and shall be led away captive into all nations: and Jerusalem shall be trodden down of the Gentiles, until the times of the Gentiles be fulfilled.
21:25 And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the starts; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;
21:26 Men's hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken
21:27 And then shall they see the Son of man coming in a cloud with power and great glory.
21:28 And when these things begin to come to pass, then look up, and lift up your heads; for your redemption draweth nigh.
21:29 And he spake to them a parable; Behold the fig tree, and all the trees;
21:30 When they now shoot forth, ye see and know of your own selves that summer is now nigh at hand.
21:31 So likewise ye, when ye see these things come to pass, know ye that the kingdom of God is nigh at hand.
21:32 Verily I say unto you, this generation shall not pass away, till all be fulfilled.


Actually, what the Romans did to Judea 66-70AD and again in 132-135AD seems to match Luke’s prognostications pretty accurately – so did the world come to an end then but nobody noticed? As Revelations mentions that only 144,000 celibate virgin men will be saved, why on Earth would KK be so excited?


From Revelations:
7:4 And I heard the number of them which were sealed: and there were sealed an hundred and forty and four thousand of all the tribes of the children of Israel.

14:1 And I looked, and, lo, a Lamb stood on the mount Sion, and with him an hundred forty and four thousand, having his Father's name written in their foreheads.

14:2 And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps:

14:3 And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth.

14:4 These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.



By the way – it has been suggested that Luke’s Gospel was written after AD 70. In that case, maybe he’s doing a Nostradamus, then – creating an after-the-event forecast? Well, let’s face it, that’s the only way to guarantee accuracy. :)

And here's some more....

HEBREWS
10:36 For ye have need of patience, that, after ye have done the will of God, ye might receive the promise.
10:37 For yet a little while, and he that shall come will come, and will not tarry.

So – be patient for a little while…..

1 PETER
4:7 But the end of all things is at hand: be ye therefore sober, and watch unto prayer.

Because the end of all things is at hand.

1 JOHN
2:18 Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time.

Isn’t that just typical? – you wait thousands of years for an Antichrist, and then along come a whole bunch of them together!


REVELATION
1:1 The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant John:
1:2 Who bare record of the word of God, and of the testimony of Jesus Christ, and of all things that he saw.
1:3 Blessed is he that readeth, and they that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written therein: for the time is at hand.
3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
22:7 Behold, I come quickly: blessed is he that keepeth the sayings of the prophecy of this book.
22:10 And he saith unto me, Seal not the sayings of the prophecy of this book: for the time is at hand.
22:12 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.
22:20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.

For those of us who haven’t got the message yet – He’s coming quickly!
Please, can somebody explain - when did the definition of such phrase as “at hand”, “is nigh”, “a little while”, “Shortly come to pass” and “come quickly” change to mean “more than 2,000 years, and still no show"?

OK - let the obfuscation and weak justifications commence.....

YBW
 
Mainstream Christianity is not in favour of trying to predict the Second Coming seeing it as a futile and potentially dangerous activity. I hope that Kathy will do some research on this area.
 
So all the above references to "soon" are to be taken as ... precisely what?

YBW
Well, do you want to just take one quotation for ease of discussion - are you interested in a discussion, or do you wish to just try and score cheap points?
 
Fore those who missed it, and that would seem to include KK, the Rapture happened at 10:31pm, on 31-Jun-1993. If you are still here after that date...you weren't good enough, or didn't repent or pray hard enough.

Better luck next time! :D
 
Mr C.

Well - it'll be an interrupted discussion as I'm at work and we have people away sick :(

The Rapture - I've read that this isn't Biblical at all, but something that comes from the last hundred or so years. However, if revelations is correct, KK wouldn't fit the profile anyway. :)

My take on the times when the above verses were written is as follows:

The whole area was extremely volatile - the proverbial powder keg. THe Jews were yearning for a Messiah to come and free them from the "Great Satan" of the day - Rome. Aside from Jesus, Josephus wrote about a dozen or so. There were also terrorist groups - the Sicarii and the Zealots, even represented in Jesus' band - Judas Iscariot and Simon Zelotes. The local King, in spite of a political marriage, was widely despised as an outsider.

So - it must have been a huge disappointment to many Jews, especially after Jesus' triumphant "March on Jerusalem" when He didn't proclaim a call to arms, and destroy the Romans. What's worse is that He was taken prisoner and crucified.

After this, if the new religion was going to have an impact, it would need to get things moving quickly.

This is why I think all of the above verses were written - in an attempt to counter the disappointment of the many who must have anticipated their glorious freedom.

Later, when He failed to return, new interpretations were found for the phrases, including the one you mentioned earlier. Making the best of a bad job, as I see it.

However, the words are clear enough. They clearly state an intention of making a speedy return. What other interpretation can be made?

Now the likes of KK - and 1inChrist - have never made a clear answer to this, so that's the point of this thread for me - I'm interested in learning what these verses actually mean to a Christian.

As for scoring points - I realise that I'm a newbie in this sort of discussion, and the Church has had two thousand years of practice. :)

YBW
 
Well, YBW, I think your understanding is pretty good. Jesus did not fit the bill of Messiah as he stupidly got himself killed instead of freeing the Jewish state. I think there Are 2 points mixed together. There are the verses that have Jesus saying that his kingdom is not of this world, that he is a spiritual Messiah, not a political one. Either Jesus did say this or the gospel writers with the benefit of hindsight put those words into his mouth (but you can say that about anything!). I don't think Jesus was trying to lead a political rebellion, using force to bring in a new kingdom. Luke 21:27 ff may be Luke pointing towards the Ascension of Jesus (when he merged with a cloud, a symbold of God, cf the Exodus).

Secondly, I think there was an understanding amongst the early Christians that Christ would be coming again soon. At times Paul writes as though there is not long to go. Of course as time went by and nothing doing they realised they were wrong!

Revelation is Apocalyptic literature which makes liberal use of metaphor and imagery, and bold phrasings - THE WHORE OF BABYLON. Fantastic stuff. People, I think, go wrong when they try and take this symbolic stuff in a way it was not intended, that is, as literal history to come. John was probably writing stuff to encourage the believers undergoing persecution by the Romans.

The Rapture is a modern idea, which combines a few texts and takes the metaphors literally. It is not part of Catholicism, Orthodoxy or Anglicanism but is very popular in America. Jesus said that we wouldn't know the hour etc of his return so the Church as a whole has not tried to guess when it might be (or perhaps, what and how too).

I hope you don't catch anything nasty at work.
 
Fore those who missed it, and that would seem to include KK, the Rapture happened at 10:31pm, on 31-Jun-1993. If you are still here after that date...you weren't good enough, or didn't repent or pray hard enough.

Or weren't born yet. I guess there'll have to be another rapture later.

Better luck next time! :D

I'd hate to have missed the explosion of the Internet and all that wonderful, wonderful pr0n. The games, the colossal wasting of time, etc. Existence is, after all, pointless. Help the poor your whole life (when God could have done it) and then get rewarded by spending eternity in a place...where that skill is useless since there are no poor.

It just makes no sense.
 
Thank you Mr C,

I tend to wonder what the guy who wrote Revelations was on when he sat down in front of his Ancient Near East wordprocessor!

I think I probably disagree about Jesus - setting aside for a moment the lack of any substantiating evidence that He actually existed.

When you note that He had a couple of terrorist in His little band, I wonder if you can really see them as a peaceful group of hippies wandering around the countryside - one of the typical archetypes.

Also, He tolds His followers to arm themselves, and didn't He say something like "I come not with the olive branch, but with the sword"? When He was arrested in the Garden, a cohort of troops was sent - that's 500-600 men. Not what you'd expect to need against a guy who's only preaching peace, huh?

Then we have the Crucifixion - not a Jewish punishment at all - but just what you'd expect the Romans to do if Jesus was actually preaching insurrection.

I hope that when the timezones permit that KK can also give me an answer!

Oh - and I guess if I'm going to catch anything nasty, it''l be later in the week, to suitably ruin the holiday!

YBW
 
Second Petey 3

8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.

9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
 
I think I probably disagree about Jesus - setting aside for a moment the lack of any substantiating evidence that He actually existed.

When you note that He had a couple of terrorist in His little band, I wonder if you can really see them as a peaceful group of hippies wandering around the countryside - one of the typical archetypes.

Also, He tolds His followers to arm themselves, and didn't He say something like "I come not with the olive branch, but with the sword"? When He was arrested in the Garden, a cohort of troops was sent - that's 500-600 men. Not what you'd expect to need against a guy who's only preaching peace, huh?

Then we have the Crucifixion - not a Jewish punishment at all - but just what you'd expect the Romans to do if Jesus was actually preaching insurrection.
One of the better treatments of "Jesus as a subversive" I've read was in James Carrol's "Constantine's Sword." He points out that the context of Jesus' arrest, etc, was as a dissident in a nation under military occupation. And while he did indeed procvide the guidance you noted, he also admonished some of his more zealous followers not to start a riot. (Peter, IIRC)

Dr Erhman of UNC makes the observation that Romans typically went to Jerusalem in force during Passover, at least under Pilate, due to the crowds, and the habit of various activists inciting trouble when the city was full.

IIRC, the guards who arrested Jesus were Hebrews. Which translation did you use for "cohort?" Curious, I'd not seen that detail before.

DR
 
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Hi DR,

I checked my notes last night, and to my embarrassment I can't find where I got the "Cohort" from.

So - maybe I'd better withdraw the statement, for the moment!

:(

YBW
 
Mainstream Christianity is not in favour of trying to predict the Second Coming seeing it as a futile and potentially dangerous activity. I hope that Kathy will do some research on this area.
I have read many books and done some studies concerning the second coming of Christ, and while we won't know the exact time of His coming we can anticipate it will be soon. As scripture tells us...Look up, your redemption draws near.

My concern is will we be ready? I want to be busy doing the work God cares about. What do you think that work is? As it stands right now I think the gospel has been preached throughout the whole world, or has it?
 
KK,

You're missing the point - scripture tells us that the return was going to be "soon" over two thousand years ago.

Scripture also suggests that you're not eligible, anyway.

So - how do you know this means "now-ish"?

/Claus/

Evidence?

YBW
 
When is JC returning?

The day after Christmas, like the rest of us. You don't really think he's going to keep that awful sweater, do you?
 
Slingblade,

Well - you don't know anyone who'd like it, do you?

I don't, and that's why I gave it away.....

.. and it did match the socks - oh, I suppose they're coming back too :(

YBW
 
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KK,

You're missing the point - scripture tells us that the return was going to be "soon" over two thousand years ago.

Scripture also suggests that you're not eligible, anyway.


YBW
How so is it you think scripture suggests I'm not eligible? I have received Jesus and repented. True repentance means turning from our immorality and worldy lifestyles which I have chose to do. I am also confident Jesus knows my heart and how I do not want to displease Him like I did in the past. I have hope in my salvation. It's only God's grace that saves a person!

And as for 2000 years, that's nothing compared to eternity. I believe the Lord is waiting for the last sinner to repent and be saved before His return. Only God the Father knows the exact moments Jesus will be told...Son go get my children. My question to you is if Jesus were to return today, are you ready?
 
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How so is it you think scripture suggests I'm not eligible? I have received Jesus and repented. True repentance means turning from our immorality and worldy lifestyles which I have chose to do. I am also confident Jesus knows my heart and how I do not want to displease Him like I did in the past. I have hope in my salvation. It's only God's grace that saves a person!
But I thought it was good deeds and service in God's name that granted grace... :confused:

And as for 2000 years, that's nothing compared to eternity. I believe the Lord is waiting for the last sinner to repent and be saved before His return.
That WILL BE an eternity, don't you think?

Only God the Father knows the exact moments Jesus will be told...Son go get my children. My question to you is if Jesus were to return today, are you ready?
My question to you is: How do you know he hasn't already been? And: What if he NEVER returns? And: What does it mean by "return"? And: Ready...for what?
 
KK,

Revelations tells us that only 144,000 can go. And these are celibate, virgin men - see my first post in this thread.

So - you wrote that we can anticipate that it'll be soon. Now you write that that only God knows when.

So - I repeat my question - how can you think it'll be soon?

Thanks,

YBW
 

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