What's My Next NWO Promotion?

[Walter Ego]

I'm still a muse and I'm one post short of the 1K mark. Do I get a promotion on my next post?

(And what's the next pay grade?)

 

[TSR]

I'm still a muse and I'm one post short of the 1K mark. Do I get a promotion on my next post?

(And what's the next pay grade?)

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The next NWO promo is the annual "Buy one, get one free" sale on all chemtrails
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[TobiasTheViking]

What does one do with ONE chemtrail?

That's a stupid promotion.

 

[TSR]

What does one do with ONE chemtrail?

That's a stupid promotion.

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That's why you get one free, silly viking.
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[lionking]

I'm still a muse and I'm one post short of the 1K mark. Do I get a promotion on my next post?

(And what's the next pay grade?)

If you get more than me (I'm Shill/Disinfo Grade 3) there's going to be trouble.

 

[TobiasTheViking]

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That's why you get one free, silly viking.
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Ok ok.. what is one to do with only TWO chemtrails?

 

[TSR]

Ok ok.. what is one to do with only TWO chemtrails?

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If you have to ask what we do with chemtrails, you're obviously not cleared for the information.

Bad news: you've been scheduled for a mind wipe
Good News: they are bogo, too.
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[TheDoLittle]

I requested a spanking for my 1,000th post. My paperwork must've gotten lost.

 

[Orphia Nay]

I'm still a muse and I'm one post short of the 1K mark. Do I get a promotion on my next post?

(And what's the next pay grade?)

You can also contact an admin about changing to a custom title.

For the record, copied and pasted from the control panel itself:

New Member (Minimum Posts: 0) [edit] [remove]
Student (Minimum Posts: 25) [edit] [remove]
Scholar (Minimum Posts: 50) [edit] [remove]
Thinker (Minimum Posts: 125) [edit] [remove]
Critical Thinker (Minimum Posts: 250) [edit] [remove]
Muse (Minimum Posts: 500) [edit] [remove]
Graduate Poster (Minimum Posts: 1000) [edit] [remove]
Master Poster (Minimum Posts: 2000) [edit] [remove]
Illuminator (Minimum Posts: 3000) [edit] [remove]
Philosopher (Minimum Posts: 5000) [edit] [remove]
Penultimate Amazing (Minimum Posts: 10000) [edit] [remove]

So, you'll become a Graduate Poster. You'll be on 1000 chemtrails a year. Use them wisely.

 

[Infoexcavator]

Stupid junk topic, see you in hell for wasting natural resources. No wonder people have so many posts when the quality is of this low caliber, it is a tragedy.

 

[Klimax]

Stupid junk topic, see you in hell for wasting natural resources. No wonder people have so many posts when the quality is of this low caliber, it is a tragedy.

What's wrong with joking?

 

[Infoexcavator]

What's wrong with joking?

There is a separate section for humor, this is supposed to be the conspiracy theories section not a section for these postwhoring announcements about having 999 posts.

And the comedic replies are atrocious too, there is very little of substance in this forum because of the infestation of lousy comedians. All the interesting topics get flooded with junk humor and inane trash, the signal to noise ratio has been alarming in recent times.

And I understand that this is reference to the plans of Cass Sunstein, but this type of humor is elementary school level and should be kept there instead of spreading it to serious forums that adults read.

 

[Slayhamlet]

Not that I care too much for these filler threads, but 9/11 conspiracy theories aren't a serious subject matter. Sorry.

"...wasting natural resources." That's precious.

 

[Walter Ego]

Stupid junk topic, see you in hell for wasting natural resources. No wonder people have so many posts when the quality is of this low caliber, it is a tragedy.

Instant plonk from the Graduate Poster!

And after only 77 posts... that's a record.

 

[TheDoLittle]

There is a separate section for humor, this is supposed to be the conspiracy theories section

You mean there really is a difference?

And the comedic replies are atrocious too, there is very little of substance in this forum because of the infestation of lousy comedians.

I dunno, plenty of chances for pith coming up.

All the interesting topics get flooded with junk humor and inane trash, the signal to noise ratio has been alarming in recent times.

I know, but those pesky truthers, birthers, bigfeeters, etc. just have to log into here and attempt to coherently explain their theories while the rest of us try to hold back our pointing and giggling.

And I understand that this is reference to the plans of Cass Sunstein,

Funny how I haven't gotten my check yet.

but this type of humor is elementary school level and should be kept there instead of spreading it to serious forums that adults read.

You do understand that the "Humor" section is in the "Members Only" area, where you have to be of adult age to sign onto, correct? Or were you unfamiliar with the drive to get Sarcmark installed as a feature of this forum?