What's God's middle name?

[Just thinking]

Looks like MUD.

No rest for the weary in South Asia.

GUINSAUGON, Philippines — The village of Guinsaugon disappeared on Friday. And so did nearly every man, woman and child who lived in this eastern Philippines farming community of 1,857 people.

 

[Checkmite]

I don't know, but I've been told that his middle initial is "H".

 

[shemp]

I don't know, but I've been told that his middle initial is "H".

No, that's belongs to his son.

 

[alfaniner]

Well, sometimes the paternal name is passed down as a middle name to the first-born son.

So if Jebuzz' middle name starts with "H", then the true name of Gunderscored must be --- Harold?

Could you worship a guy named Harold???

 

[Snide]

He is God Almighty; therefore, his middle name is Al.

 

[brodski]

Well, sometimes the paternal name is passed down as a middle name to the first-born son.

So if Jebuzz' middle name starts with "H", then the true name of Gunderscored must be --- Harold?

Could you worship a guy named Harold???

Well, accoriding to Andy Hammilton, Cods real "unknowable" name is... Colin.
And, the angel Gabiral? That was just a transcription error, he's realy the angel Gary.

 

[RandFan]

I used to be a Mormon. The founder of that rather odd and quaint religion was Joe Smith. With a name like that I always figured god's middle name must be Bob.

 

[casebro]

Harold it is, as per "The Lords Prayer". Yunno, "...who art in heaven, Harold be thy name."

 

[Mark]

Thanks a lot, you guys. Now because of your blasphemy I have to go out and riot and burn things and kill people.

And all I wanted was peace.

 

[RandFan]

Thanks a lot, you guys. Now because of your blasphemy I have to go out and riot and burn things and kill people.

And all I wanted was peace.

Damn straight brother, praise the lord and pass the ammunition.

 

[Mark]

Damn straight brother, praise the lord and pass the ammunition.

Or, as the Firesign Theatre sang all those years ago, "Pass the Lord and praise the ammunition!" Sorta sums up religion in the 21st century!

 

[Just thinking]

Ahh ... does anyone here know what this thread was actually about?

(I bet you do, but for some reason it's being avoided.)

 

[Manny]

What's to avoid? Something awful and sad happened in the Philippines. You seem to be intimating that God should have/could have/would have prevented it and that therefore this incident is evidence against, if not God, than an omnipotent and omnibenevolent God. But you're intimating that on one of the athiest¹ places on the internet.


¹: Always wanted an excuse to misspell that that way.

 

[Jorghnassen]

Elvis. Just like Voldemort.

 

[Just thinking]

What's to avoid? Something awful and sad happened in the Philippines. You seem to be intimating that God should have/could have/would have prevented it and that therefore this incident is evidence against, if not God, than an omnipotent and omnibenevolent God. But you're intimating that on one of the athiest¹ places on the internet.

Of course, manny, that's it exactly -- which is just another reason why I'm one of the atheists.

But the actual tragedy was quite amazing in and of itself, and I didn't see it posted elsewhere. Only wanted to bring it up.

 

[Solitaire]

Well, sometimes the paternal name is passed down as a middle name to the first-born son.

So if Jebuzz' middle name starts with "H", then the true name of Gunderscored must be --- Harold?

Could you worship a guy named Harold???

It's Jesus Haploid Christ.

 

[Mercifull]

I was always told it was H. But i dont know what the H stands for.

Then theres of course the theory that this 216 digit number could be the true name of god?

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