But, of course...
*raises baton, eyes the percussion section, cues chorus...*
That doesn't matter, WMD's don't matter
Saddam Saddam Saddam Husseeeeeinnnn was captured!
Captured! In a hole! (in a hole)(in a hole?)
Yes! In a hole!!
He was hiding in a hole!
WMD's don't matter, Saddam is out of power, his statue fell
Say goodbye to the WMD's issue, wish it well
Pretend it never happened, pretend it never happened
*complex violin and flute interlude, chorus resumes humming softly*
(male lead)He would have had nukes you know, nukes and terrorist bungee jumpers
Putting spiders in your hooooome! I find him to be malodorous!
He gassed his own people, he had a bad moustache
Nasty bit of sand-whipped trash, where did he stash the~~
oops, non-issue, He's a bad man, a baaaad bad man
(female chorus only)EVILDOERS!
...and so forth.