What caused the hole in the C-ring of the Pentagon; The TWOOF!

[BenBurch]

As you all know, the side of the Pentagon we in the New World Order want you to believe was hit by an airliner was recently "upgraded" to be more blast resistant.

Well, as our objectives have now been fulfilled, (you see we were trying to destroy Bear Stearns,) I can now reveal the actual reason.

The contract for the renovation was let to a Bush-Administration friend who built the whole thing out of compressed sugar... So those firehoses you saw playing on the building were what actually caused the hole and caused it to collapse as the sugar dissolved. We let off a few smoke grenades to give the images some verisimilitude.



Stupid wankers.

 

[SDC]

Took you damned long enough to bump off Bear Stearns. World's longest coffee break.

 

[BenBurch]

Took you damned long enough to bump off Bear Stearns. World's longest coffee break.

Hey, man, we had to set up that sexworker ring to take Eliot Spitzer out first.

I had to personally train all the workers too, so as you can imagine it was long, hard, sweaty work.

 

[Unsecured Coins]

Hey, man, we had to set up that sexworker ring to take Eliot Spitzer out first.

I had to personally train all the workers too, so as you can imagine it was long, hard, sweaty work.

14 seconds at a time... yeah, I'd be worn out too

 

[BenBurch]

14 seconds at a time... yeah, I'd be worn out too