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Well, I thought it was funny

Elizabeth I

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Elizabeth I
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Apologies if you've already heard this one, and if it doesn't fit in this subforum - I still liked it:

"A new article in Newsweek is out talking about what it's like to be an atheist. I actually have a friend who's an atheist, and married to a Jehovah Witness. Their kids are a little strange. They go out and knock on doors but don't know why." -Jay Leno
 
I read this one, about a Jehovah Witness married to a Zen Buddhist. Sounds even better.


By the way, how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?
A fish.
 
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I actually have a friend who's a Zen Buddhist, and married to a Jehovah Witness. Their kids are a little strange. They go out and knock on doors but have no clue why.
 
A Priest and a Rabbi are talking, and the Priest asks the Rabbi, “Is it true you can’t eat ham?”, and the Rabbi replies, “Yes. Is it true you can’t be with women?”. The Priests says, “Yes”. And the Rabbi says, “Too bad, its better than ham.”
 
I have a Russian friend who married a Jehovah's Witness.

Their kids go out and doors knock THEM.
 
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