The attacks weren't perpetrated by the government, or islamic extremists, or the New Republic or whatever the **** that secret organization is....no, it was time-traveling pirates from the 1700s!
http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/07/15/new.york.ground.zero.ship/?hpt=C1
Using my vastly superior truther logic, this is the only reasonable explanation for this evidence. The pirates of the 1700s foresaw the fall of humanity and decided to travel through time in their time-traveling pirate ship and crashed that into the World Trade Center.
And if you disagree with me, you're just some crazy nutjob!
http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/07/15/new.york.ground.zero.ship/?hpt=C1
Using my vastly superior truther logic, this is the only reasonable explanation for this evidence. The pirates of the 1700s foresaw the fall of humanity and decided to travel through time in their time-traveling pirate ship and crashed that into the World Trade Center.
And if you disagree with me, you're just some crazy nutjob!