Walmart to sell Jesus Action Figures

With Tales of Glory Spirit Warrior Action Figures children can bring the greatest stories of the Bible to life.
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The picture that this captions would seem to indicate that the greatest stories of the Bible are the bits about men lying with men as with women. ETA: That pic would make a great avatar, actually, but I'm keeping Smiley for now.

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...13" action...
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...big tough toys that boys will love to play with.
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Hell yeah!
 
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Wait....what?

ABC News said:
Early next month, 425 Wal-Mart stores nationwide will begin carrying faith-based toys from One2believe that target parents who would rather that their kids play with a Samson action figure than a Spider-Man action figure.
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I wonder if they'll have a crucify-me Jesus doll, complete with nails, a cross and groaning sounds as you wedge the nails in his hands and feet!
 
I don't mind...

... lots of fictional characters have action figures!

:D
 
My (fictional) kids want to play with a flying speghetti monster toy! Why is WalMart discriminating against the FSM church? I'm writing my senator!
 
Cool! I want Ninja Jesus with laser sword and power boomrang, then Navy SEAL Moses with sniper rifle and mini sub, then Commando Satan with flamethrower (of course) and jet pack!!!
 
I'm just pleased the company doesn't have a booth at GenCon (by the current exhibit hall list, anyway) it is bad enough Cactus Games will be there and that Redemption will have tourneys there :p Although it was funny to see all the space around Cactus games free of people, big crowds in the exhibit hall always but there seemed to be a buffer zone of a couple of feet all around their booth where no one would go ;)
 
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I want a soft, cuddly Buddha doll, so I can rub his belly.

My husband wants an Aphrodite doll. The inflatable kind. Trust me, that's an action figure.
 
I hope they have the Rootin' Tootin' Jesus who rode into Jerusalem standing on two colts. (Matthew)
 
Kochanski said:
I'm just pleased the company doesn't have a booth at GenCon (by the current exhibit hall list, anyway) it is bad enough Cactus Games will be there and that Redemption will have tourneys there :p Although it was funny to see all the space around Cactus games free of people, big crowds in the exhibit hall always but there seemed to be a buffer zone of a couple of feet all around their booth where no one would go ;)
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Christian-themed-games at the biggest RPG convention in America... there is just something WRONG about that.
 
So now Jesus is an action figure? How exciting is praying?
 
Yeah, and I can just see stepping on the tiny nails in the middle of the night.
Worse than Legos.
 
I’m obviously way ahead of the curve, I’ve had a Jesus action figure for years. When I get home I’ll post up the picture I have of him getting to know TobiasTheCommies “Mr pinkey”…
 
brodski said:
I’m obviously way ahead of the curve, I’ve had a Jesus action figure for years. When I get home I’ll post up the picture I have of him getting to know TobiasTheCommies “Mr pinkey”…
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You're just looking for an excuse to use the new [nsfw] tags, aren't you.
 
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