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Wacky Pat Robertson, at it again....

Robertson needs to embrace His Noodliness, because frankly, Robertson's God is a really pissy guy.


RAmen.
 
Robertson needs to embrace His Noodliness, because frankly, Robertson's God is a really pissy guy.


RAmen.


One day, Pat's gonna be on the receiving end of a Smitening that'll be frightening!

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Here's something I must ask:

If a god gives his underlings free will, where does he get the nerve to smite them after they comply?

I mean what's the point of the final judgement that we hear so much about? Does this god have an itchy finger?

And there is no way you can convince me that those who voted for the removal of the school board aren't christian...I mean, come on, it's Dover, PA.

You know, I don't care how old he is...Pat Robertson needs his ass kicked once in a while.


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Robertson admits there might be no God!
"And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there..."
Of course! Now he's agnostic...
 
And this is why we shouldn't worry about the fundies taking over the world. Becuase they lack a central authority, people like Robertson are going to oppose the causes of similar organizations like this thinly disguised Creationism we call "Intelligent Design." Then again, I could be reading into this too far. Organizations can disagree on a lot of things, central authority or not, and maybe Pat was just too stupid to figure out what was going on. After all, ID is very careful to avoid use of the word "God," and none of its pundits belong to Pat Robertson's church as far as I know.
 
Why is anything this guy says worthy of headlines anyway?

Maybe there’s just not enough comedy in the news.
 
Pat's still smarting because his city, usually a gimme for Republicans, went and voted Democrat for governor...and won.
 
He can't lose.

"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city," Robertson said on his daily television show broadcast from Virginia, "The 700 Club."

If there is a disaster, he can claim he said it would, if there isn't, he didn't say there necessarily would be.
 
SO, if nothing happens, god is eyeing Dover suspiciously, but if a tornado hits a trailer park and kills a couple of people, it is a sign of god's righteous wrath. Head I win, tails you loose.

What if people from Dover prosper and hit the lottery in larger perportion than other small PA towns?

Or they find gold under the school?

Do the storms that occassionaly wash up against Virginia Beach mean that god is trying to get Pat Robertson?
 
So much for ID proponents claiming it isn't about religion...
Exactly right. Robertson's empty religious threat undercuts all of that nonsense about "But intelligent design is SCIENTIFIC!"

Also troubling is the notion of "collective guilt" present in Robertson's empty threat. "Collective guilt" is a notion that fuels religious involvement in politics. Basically, the idea is that the Almighty doesn't judge individuals, but rather He judges groups. If there is a group that displeases Him (whether it be a family, a community, a state or a nation), the Almighty will punish all members of the group, including the innocent.

Tim LaHaye, for example, uses collective guilt as a justification for making religious rules (as promulgated by the Almighty's self-appointed spokesmen) into laws that everybody has to follow, regardless of religious belief. The rationale, of course, is that the Almighty will punish the good people along with the bad, if the rules by which all the people live are distasteful to Him.

Jerry Falwell notably stuck his foot in his mouth by asserting collective guilt after September 11, saying that groups such as pro-choice groups and feminists and People for the American Way were responsible for removing divine protection from terrorists. Robertson initially agreed with Falwell, then retracted his agreement.

But apparently Robertson is still of the opinion that the Almighty applies the "collective guilt" rule. Disaster awaits all in the area, whether they voted for or against or didn't vote at all.

The notion of collective guilt, though supported by some Bible passages, ought to be condemned by religious leaders as an immoral and unconscionable notion, one not worthy of an all wise, all just, and all powerful deity.
 
Pat Robertson is our radical mullah cleric. We are hypocrites if we don't repudiate him publically every chance we get. He's going to cause the loonies to do something asinine.
 

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