Vital news on NWO kitty

brodski

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NWO Kitty hasn't been seen around here lately, and now I know why. The US intelligence services lent him out to MI5, who promptly lost him.
Proof of this, walking home from the station in Sar Flanden I saw this pinned to a tree.

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How could NWO kitty just abandon us like this?
 
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brodski said:
NWO Kitty hasn't been seen around here lately, and now I know why. The US intelligence services lent him out to MI5, who promptly lost her.
Proof of this, walking home from the station in Sar Flanden I saw this pinned to a tree.

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/imagehosting/455046b20ed041563.jpg

How could NWO kitty just abandon us like this?
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You fool! That isn't even NWO Kitty. It must be some other operative for a false flag double black op!

Also, your pronouns disagree, so I call disinfo on this! :)
 
JonnyFive said:
You fool! That isn't even NWO Kitty. It must be some other operative for a false flag double black op!
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its quite cleqry a black and whiet op!

Also, your pronouns disagree, so I call disinfo on this! :)
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LIAR, my posts ia TEH TROOF!!!ONe! you just edited your quote to discredit me SHILL ;)
 
Hmph. Pretenders.

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Look at the set of those ears, and despair!
 
Come on, man. You know this is a psy-op. They're conditioning us to accept missing kitty cats as a pretext to enslave us.
 
Mince said:
Come on, man. You know this is a psy-op. They're conditioning us to accept missing kitty cats as a pretext to enslave us.
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No way man, it's a dry run to test out their plans and apparatus for putting us all in the FEMA camps! Once they're shown an ability to round up all the cats, they'll start in on us*!

Please, for the love of God, everybody who has a cat must hide it away! If they don't get all the cats, they'll know their plans are flawed, and put off the day they round us up!

I've already started hiding my cats:

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*That thing about "Herding cats"? If they can herd cats, herding people will be a snap!
 
Horatius said:
No way man, it's a dry run to test out their plans and apparatus for putting us all in the FEMA camps! Once they're shown an ability to round up all the cats, they'll start in on us*!

Please, for the love of God, everybody who has a cat must hide it away! If they don't get all the cats, they'll know their plans are flawed, and put off the day they round us up!

I've already started hiding my cats:

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/imagehosting/94904615873d9e07a.jpg
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They aren't hiding anything - your XMC-67 NWO Kitty was simply due for scheduled factory refurbishing and firmware upgrades.

I believe you should now see a 29% increase in "withering, contemptous looks" as well as a permanent fix for that nasty "exploding into flames and burning down the house" bug that's been around since the v45.6.7.120d revision of the firmware.
 
JonnyFive said:
They aren't hiding anything - your XMC-67 NWO Kitty was simply due for scheduled factory refurbishing and firmware upgrades.

I believe you should now see a 29% increase in "withering, contemptous looks" as well as a permanent fix for that nasty "exploding into flames and burning down the house" bug that's been around since the v45.6.7.120d revision of the firmware.
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Yes, but when are you going to address the "refusal to use the litterbox" bug and the "coughing up hairballs on the most expensive carpet in the house bug", hmmm?
 
tsg said:
... and the "coughing up hairballs on the most expensive carpet in the house bug", hmmm?
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I solved that by buying a house with wood floors.


But it was a really big hairball...
 
tsg said:
Yes, but when are you going to address the "refusal to use the litterbox" bug and the "coughing up hairballs on the most expensive carpet in the house bug", hmmm?
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Unfortunately, I believe those are still considered "features."
 
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