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Virgin Mary is at it again

I'll_buy_that

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I cannot believe these people. They revere this woman and they think she is showing up on overpasses, bread, toast, frogs...?

When is that casino going to buy the bridge? :D


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I love pareidolia. When I learned, as a child, that you can see whatever you're looking for, I turned the sky into my own personal pornographic cloud theater. Only it's hard not to see highly improper things in the sky once you start. Which is why I would urge my grandmother not to gaze upward, for fear her heart wouldn't be able to take the shock.

Hmm. It may be less disturbing to see alleged virgins two thousand years dead, after all.
 
TragicMonkey said:
I love pareidolia. When I learned, as a child, that you can see whatever you're looking for, I turned the sky into my own personal pornographic cloud theater. Only it's hard not to see highly improper things in the sky once you start. Which is why I would urge my grandmother not to gaze upward, for fear her heart wouldn't be able to take the shock.


As an old friend used to say, anything taller than it is wide is a penis. Anything wider than it is tall is a penis - on its side.
 
Do you ever get the feeling that it is a 'stupid' contest among the religious? I mean really.... God the father who sent his only begotten Son by way of the purest of pure, the holiest of holy, the virginest of virgins, has decreed that she can manifest herself in a yellow stain! Under a bridge! Where winos piss!

The radio station I was listening to said the department of highways said it was most likely a salt stain. Most likely? These people need an immediate and brutal upside the head!
 
Jorghnassen said:
Some related humour: click here.

"Jesus, little Tommy's Mom is begging you to do something about his inoperable brain tumor!"

"Not now, there's a pancake in Minnesota waiting for me!"

Absolute genius. Brilliant!
 

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