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UN Peacekeeping Ultimately Worthless

The idea

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Will the Swiss help out and create The Swiss Foreign Legion?

I suppose it's more fun to join the French Foreign Legion.

The training sessions for the French Foreign Legion are simple: "Repeat after me: I surrender. I surrender. I surrender. I surrender. I surrender. I surrender. I give up. I give up. Fo Ged Aboud It. Fo Ged Aboud It."
 
Swiss Foreign Legion Basic Training Seminar #1:

Excuse me, honored Sir. My grandfather bequeathed to me this beautiful, hand-crafted cuckoo-clock. I will give you that plus twelve pounds of Swiss chocolate if you will be so kind as to shoot most of your ammunition into my grandfather's gravestone. The funeral home was taken over by a bunch of rip-off artists. I've decided that it was a poor investment anyway. Why not get some target practice, a beautiful antique cuckoo clock and twelve pounds of chocolate? You can keep your gun. I just want you to get some target practice and help me take vengeance upon my doublefaced grandfather.
 
No, The Idea.

The FFL's trademark is "Merde".

'Making mock of uniforms that guard you while you sleep
Is cheaper than them uniforms
And they're starvation cheap.'

Next I'll probably see cheap shots about Gurkhas and Sikhs.
 
The civilised nations of the world should follow the US model of peacekeeping.

"OMG! A CAR! FIRE! FIRRRRE!"

:budda-budda-budda:

"Say, why does everyone hate us here? Ungrateful bastards."
 
The idea said:
. . .The training sessions for the French Foreign Legion are simple: "Repeat after me: I surrender. I surrender. I surrender. I surrender. I surrender. I surrender. I give up. I give up. Fo Ged Aboud It. Fo Ged Aboud It."


No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. that's the training for the regular French militay. The Foreign Legion's got Jean Claude Van Dammmmmmmm in it.
 

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