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Ultimate crystal healing

dogjones

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These giant crystals are made of GYPSUM, which as we all know is made up of the BONES of ancient GYPSIES, who forged the secret of ETERNAL life by GIVING their bones to the crystal in a spirit of NATURAL LOVING SEXYTIME.

They can cure amputated limbs and ERECTILE dysFunCtion and other combinations of disease modalities.

I don't want money I just want to spread the loving sex.
 
These giant crystals are made of GYPSUM, which as we all know is made up of the BONES of ancient GYPSIES, who forged the secret of ETERNAL life by GIVING their bones to the crystal in a spirit of NATURAL LOVING SEXYTIME.

They can cure amputated limbs and ERECTILE dysFunCtion and other combinations of disease modalities.

I don't want money I just want to spread the loving sex.

Shouldn't this be in the "Humor" section? ; )
 
Yes they can replenish the aqueous and vitreous humors as well thankyou for asking sexygirl.
 
Some people believe that crystals can heal.
My partner reckons that when I comb her aura with crystals she can feel a difference.
I have tried to heal myself with crystals but it doesn't work.
 
Some people believe that crystals can heal.
My partner reckons that when I comb her aura with crystals she can feel a difference.
I have tried to heal myself with crystals but it doesn't work.

Bah! Any real healer/psychic/tickler will tell you that these powers cannot be used on ones self.

Come to think of it, these powers don't work on others as well (except for the tickling).
 
Bah! Any real healer/psychic/tickler will tell you that these powers cannot be used on ones self.

Come to think of it, these powers don't work on others as well (except for the tickling).
There isn't anything supernatural about working with crystals, all you are doing is aligning the energy fields around your body.
 
There isn't anything supernatural about working with crystals, all you are doing is aligning the energy fields around your body.

The claim that there is an energy field around people that can be aligned is a common claim of New Age/paranormality, and please be advised that it hasn't yet been properly demonstrated in any way: this field is, apparently, unmeasurable to known instrumentation, and yet is strong enough to be affected by things like crystal. So you will encounter some serious skepticism here about the very idea.

Consider a partially-blinded test: your partner sits down in a chair, blindfolded (and I mean properly blindfolded: preferably, blacken some swim goggles, so that she can't "peek"). You have a deck of cards, thoroughly shuffled, a quartz crystal, and a roll of quarters (or some other non-crystal object about the size of the quartz crystal). And you have an observer with a clipboard and a watch.

Procedure: your observer flips over one of the cards. It will either be black or red. He/she records the result and taps the table once. For one minute (by the watch of the observer), you "comb" your partner's "aura": with the crystal, if the observer pulled a red card, and with the non-crystal object, if the card was black. After a minute, you stop, and the observer taps the table twice. Your partner says "yes" if she felt that her "energy field" had been affected, or "no", if she did not. The observer records the response next to the card-draw result. The observer then draws another card, taps the table, etc -- the whole process is repeated at least 10 times.

There should be no talking other than your partner saying "yes" or "no". Try this out and see if your partner can successfully sense whether you're using the crystal vice something non-crystal (I'd say that if she gets 7 out of 10, there's probably something going on -- better math minds than mind can figure out the actual probabilities if you need them).

And bear in mind that this is an extremely rough, and not particularly thouroughly-designed test (it does not properly control for trickery). It also does not isolate the original claim ("there is a human energy field"); it merely tests whether your partner can tell whether you are using crystals or not (if she can't tell beyond random chance, then something else is going on: probably the placebo effect).
 
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The claim that there is an energy field around people that can be aligned is a common claim of New Age/paranormality, and please be advised that it hasn't yet been properly demonstrated in any way: this field is, apparently, unmeasurable to known instrumentation
One way for electricians to measure the current in a cable is with a clamp meter.
For a clamp meter to work means that there must be an energy field around the cable.
The body is made up of Oxygen (65%),Carbon (18%),Hydrogen (10%),Nitrogen (3%) so the human body is a fairly good conductor of electricity, therefore there should be an energy field around the human body, so it should be possible to measure the energy field around the human body unfortunately I don't know of an instrument that can measure it yet.
As for any form of spiritual healing I personally believe that it all has to do with the power of one's own mind.
 
One way for electricians to measure the current in a cable is with a clamp meter.
For a clamp meter to work means that there must be an energy field around the cable.
The body is made up of Oxygen (65%),Carbon (18%),Hydrogen (10%),Nitrogen (3%) so the human body is a fairly good conductor of electricity, therefore there should be an energy field around the human body, so it should be possible to measure the energy field around the human body unfortunately I don't know of an instrument that can measure it yet.

I'm no electrician, and my knowledge of electrical theory is very sketchy. I checked out Multimeterwarehouse's page on the MASTECH MS2201 Auto ranging Professional Power Meter and it looks pretty sensitive. So, my thinking is that if there is an energy field strong enough to be affected by, say, people moving their hands (as in TT), it should be strong enough to be measured, yes? (If, in fact, this is a field of energy that's comprised of energy currently described by science, and not some other kind of energy, like "the soul".) Can anyone tell me whether the clamp meter, to which I linked above, would be the appropriate instrument for measuring an electrical field extending from a standard human body? How exactly would one go about using it on a person?

warren sinden said:
.As for any form of spiritual healing I personally believe that it all has to do with the power of one's own mind.

Absolutely. This is the placebo effect, which has been demonstrated to have quite a potent effect in many cases.

P.S. Have you thought about my test protocol, and trying it (or something similar) out on your partner?
 
I've busy studying a course in private investigations so we haven't had much time to do the test as yet, but we will most probably do the test tonight.
But she says the effects of the crystal aren't immediate so I've decided to do the test over a few days.
 
I've busy studying a course in private investigations so we haven't had much time to do the test as yet, but we will most probably do the test tonight.
But she says the effects of the crystal aren't immediate so I've decided to do the test over a few days.
What is your protocol? You need to make a number of tests, some with and some without crystals (unknown to her) and see if she can tell the difference. Ideally, this should be set up with a third person so that neither one of you know whether or not you are using crystals, but if you are totally honest and don't give her any "hints" (what they call "sensory leakage") then you should be able to get a good sample.

But if she can't feel the difference for some time, this test could take many days to get a statistically valid number of tests.
 
Consider a partially-blinded test: your partner sits down in a chair, blindfolded (and I mean properly blindfolded: preferably, blacken some swim goggles, so that she can't "peek"). You have a deck of cards, thoroughly shuffled, a quartz crystal, and a roll of quarters (or some other non-crystal object about the size of the quartz crystal). And you have an observer with a clipboard and a watch.

I'm way ahead of you my friend.

Procedure: your observer flips over one of the cards. It will either be black or red. He/she records the result and taps the table once. For one minute (by the watch of the observer), you "comb" your partner's "aura": with the crystal, if the observer pulled a red card, and with the non-crystal object, if the card was black. After a minute, you stop, and the observer taps the table twice. Your partner says "yes" if she felt that her "energy field" had been affected, or "no", if she did not. The observer records the response next to the card-draw result. The observer then draws another card, taps the table, etc -- the whole process is repeated at least 10 times.

Wow, that didn't go where I hoped it would.
 

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