Top Iranian General killed in plane crash...

...Iran has a history of aircraft accidents involving a heavy loss of life. The government has blamed the U.S. trade embargo, which makes it impossible for Iran to buy parts for its old American-built aircraft. Critics have said the planes are poorly maintained.

Obviously.
 
Didn't the Jews recently deploy a remote landing-gear jamming device?

You just know they had to have had their hand in this.
 
Y'know, as a Jew, I'm a bit miffed that I'm never aware of these global conspiracies. Why should I be left out?
 
"...Iran has a history of aircraft accidents involving a heavy loss of life. The government has blamed the U.S. trade embargo, which makes it impossible for Iran to buy parts for its old American-built aircraft. Critics have said the planes are poorly maintained. "

Of course, it doesn't explain how purchasing parts for their ancient American aircraft would have helped keep this relatively new french-build jet in the sky. All of which confirms that god wanted this man dead.
 

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