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Tippet's proof of the 'New World Order'

Undesired Walrus

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Afternoon Tippet,
I'd like to know if you have any proof that a group called the 'New World Order' is controlling the world, and creating events like 9/11.

Sounds all very exciting and all, but where is the evidence?
 
Don't you know? The proof that there is a New World Order is that there is a New World Order!!!1111eleventy-eleven11!!!
 
As an official spokesman for the New World Order (assuming it existed), I would like to now categorically state that there is no New World Order. The mythical New World Order denies nay existence, and hypothetically refuses to respond to accusations to the contrary.

Thank you, and good night.
 
The NWO supresses all evidence that the NWO exists...lol

TAM:)
 
sorry, I defer the rest of the presentation to our friendly neighbourhood NWO liason...that doesnt exist...lol

TAM:)
 
T.A.M. said:
sorry, I defer the rest of the presentation to our friendly neighbourhood NWO liason...that doesnt exist...lol

TAM:)
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T.A.M. sir, you are a medicine man so please spell liaison correctly. I am proud of my non-existent position and you mispelling it offends me in a non-existent way.
 
And just what's so bad about a new world order anyway? It's not like the old one is working that well. . . .
 
AP, you've got a point.

At mean, think about it. What makes more sense:

Dozens and dozens of independent political entitites all squabbling with each other and trying to get the better of each other in various border disputes and trade treaties, lying to each other for advantage, and generally acting like the kid's table at a family reunion

OR

A small, efficient committee with absolute control of everything, that can see the big picture and direct the entire world to a comon goal?

[chanting]Let's go NWO! Let's go NWO! Let's go NWO![/chanting]

:D
 
~enigma~ said:
T.A.M. sir, you are a medicine man so please spell liaison correctly. I am proud of my non-existent position and you mispelling it offends me in a non-existent way.
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you realize, as a medicine man, I have extensive training not only in "misspelling", but also in "poor handwriting", and in "poor bedside manner".

TAM:)
 
~enigma~ said:
T.A.M. sir, you are a medicine man so please spell liaison correctly. I am proud of my non-existent position and you mispelling it offends me in a non-existent way.
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He did spell it right. We just can't read his handwriting well enough to tell.
 
Huntsman said:
As an official spokesman for the New World Order (assuming it existed), I would like to now categorically state that there is no New World Order. The mythical New World Order denies nay existence, and hypothetically refuses to respond to accusations to the contrary.

Thank you, and good night.
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the nWo can neither confirm nor deny its own existance
 
The proof is on the dollar bill if you mis-translate the latin it says "New World Order"

But make sure you do not translate it correctly. That's how they hide teh TRUTH©®™!
 
#1 - The first rule of the NWO is, you do not talk about the NWO.
#2 - The second rule of the NWO is, you DO NOT talk about NWO.
#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the NWO is responsible.
#4 - Two guys to a fight. And by two I mean one opposition, and as many NWO guys as it takes
#5 - One fight at a time. and by one I mean, one big one
#6 - No shirts, no shoes. Unless they match
#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to. Or until our guy starts to lose, in which case the opposition will be executed
#8 - If this is your first night at NWO, you have to fight... Judy Woods in the Jello Pit
 
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