Time travel. Swift 16 March 2007

rjh01

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I am a time traveller. I came from 195# when I was born and since then have been travelling forward in time at the rate of one year per year.:D

I somehow doubt that Randi will contact me for an interview.:D
 
rjh01 said:
I am a time traveller. I came from 195# when I was born and since then have been travelling forward in time at the rate of one year per year.:D

I somehow doubt that Randi will contact me for an interview.:D
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Greetings, traveller! <assumes slow, halting voice as if addressing an imbecile>. I have come from your future. Do you understand? I am from the year 196#. I am sure you will want to ask me about all the marvellous progress we had achieved by my time.
 
Every night I go to bed and time-shift about 8 hours into the future.

Sometimes I have to stop for bathroom breaks...
 
We would also like to hear from anyone who may have experienced inter-dimensional relocation.
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Well, I have this small box in my building. I enter it on my floor, and when the door opens again, I've been relocated to another floor!

I'm not sure if it works "inter-dimensionally", but it is pretty reliable, so it must be really high-techy.
 
Sometimes I get unstuck in time. (Apologies to Kurt Vonnegut!) During one harrowing week, I almost sat down and cried when I realized that the day was Thursday when up to then I thought it was Friday. Sometimes I wake up during the workweek and try to make it Saturday.

Doest that qualify?
 
Aw, come on guys, I know you've all read the next sentence about coming back again...
 
I wonder if they got the idea for this thing watching the colbert report this week (colbert's future-self visited himself on the show)
 
Years ago, the boss I worked for then used to have regular, boring staff meetings every Monday.

These were scheduled as 30 minute meetings.

However, he must have had some form of time travel office - usually whenever we came out after the half hour, somtimes as much as two hours had passed in the rest of the universe.

Hmmm - Spooky :)

YBW
 
Time travels fast when you're having fun.
Time travels slow when life's a bum.
But time travels back for no one.
 
!ESAELP ,em pleh ydobemoS !emit ni sdrawkcab gnillevart m'I !pleH

Never mind ... stupid mirror sites ...
 
YouBelieveWHAT? said:
Years ago, the boss I worked for then used to have regular, boring staff meetings every Monday.

These were scheduled as 30 minute meetings.

However, he must have had some form of time travel office - usually whenever we came out after the half hour, somtimes as much as two hours had passed in the rest of the universe.

Hmmm - Spooky :)

YBW
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I miust be from a mirror universe. I go into a two-hour meeting and come out to find only thirty minutes have passed outside the room.
 
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