This Forum is Inhabited by Satan

Question · Nov 5, 2004

Could there a natural explanation to the many
DEMONIC
andSATANIC
threads that are seen DAY AFTER DAY on this forum?
Satan would have you think so. He WANTS you to think, "The people here have just been deceived by Satan into being angry at God and Christianity. If they see the fallacy of their ways, they will turn to the love of Christ." Seems reasonable does it?
But VERILY, logic and reason are
SATAN'S PRIMARY TOOLS!!!
Satan's GREAT LIE
is that there are no more supernatural events happening in our day and age.
THIS IS COMPLETELY UNTRUE!!!!
The rational, secular world is just a cover, a LIE of SATAN, that has been pulled over the world's eyes!!
ALL AROUND YOU
is a vast battlefield, where a mighty battle is raging between the supernatural forces of
GOOD and EVIL,
between God and His ANGELS
and Satan and his DEMONS
THE DEVIL HIMSELF
has possession of the IMMORTAL SOULS of the skeptics on this forum, and the only way to save these poor people is to
call on the name of the LORD to
CAST SATAN OUT.
Join with me in prayer as the ALMIGHTY POWER of JEHOVAH is brought to bear on this forum.
THE CURSE WILL BE LIFTED.

c4ts · Nov 5, 2004

You really know how to crack me up sometimes. Now I have to clean off the Coke I spat all over the keyboard.

Scot C. Trypal · Nov 5, 2004

The power of Christ compels me.

The power of Christ compels me.

Iâ€™m compelled.

RCNelson · Nov 5, 2004

Verily, ye shall know Satin by his font changes.

The GM · Nov 5, 2004

RCNelson said:
Verily, ye shall know Satin by his font changes.

Great, 1inC's college roomie has now discovered the fun of trolling these forums. Two trolls for the price of one! Whoooohooo!

H3LL · Nov 5, 2004

Question said:
Could there a natural explanation to the many SATANIC
threads that are seen DAY AFTER DAY on this forum?
Satan would have you think so. He WANTS you to think, "The people here have just been deceived by Satan into being angry at God and Christianity. If they see the fallacy of their ways, they will turn to the love of Christ." Seems reasonable does it?
But VERILY logic and reason are
SATAN'S PRIMARY TOOLS!!!
Satan's GREAT LIE
is that there are no more supernatural events happening in our day and age.
THIS IS COMPLETELY UNTRUE!!!!
The rational, secular world is just a cover, a LIE of SATAN, that has been pulled over the world's eyes!!
ALL AROUND YOU
is a vast battlefield, where a mighty battle is raging between the supernatural forces of
GOOD and EVIL
between God and His ANGELS
and Satan and his DEMONS
THE DEVIL HIMSELF
has possession of the IMMORTAL SOULS of the skeptics on this forum, and the only way to save these poor people is to
call on the name of the LORD to
CAST SATAN OUT.
Join with me in prayer as the ALMIGHTY POWER of JEHOVAH is brought to bear on this forum.
THE CURSE WILL BE LIFTED.

I kindly changed Question's post for him to a size that fitted on the screen a bit better.

I'm certain that you will all agree that this is a much better way to read his interesting posts.

Marquis de Carabas · Nov 5, 2004

Hi kids, Satan here. Just wanted to let you know, I'm not inhabiting the fora here lately, what with the lockout and all. And, let's clear something up, my main tools are Eastons, not logic and reason. Thanks. Have a great day.

Kopji · Nov 5, 2004

Oh, you guys got your president elected now just go away.

Suezoled · Nov 5, 2004

You know, I have noticed RabbiSatan isn't as active here....

Savagemutt · Nov 5, 2004

TO: 1inChrist, Question
FROM: Central Fundie Command
SUBJECT: JREF Forums

I am pleased to announce that all members of the JREF forum have now converted to Christianity (the real Christianity - not that crazy Italian kind). The last holdout, the one known as "The Central Scrutinizer" fell upon his knees early this morning welcomed Jesus into his heart. He suffered only minor injuries.

Thus, this forum is now declared "Pagan-free". You may now leave this place permanently and move on to our next target, the comment pages as the Pandas Thumb blog.

Thanks for your hard work. I'll see you in the garage next Sunday.

...shh!!!!.......

Marquis de Carabas · Nov 5, 2004

We secretly replaced Christianity with Folger's crystals. Let's see if anyone notices.

uruk · Nov 5, 2004

Maybe they should try to convert lions at thier local zoo to christianity. I think they'll have better luck there.

RussDill · Nov 5, 2004

Marquis de Carabas said:
Hi kids, Satan here. Just wanted to let you know, I'm not inhabiting the fora here lately, what with the lockout and all. And, let's clear something up, my main tools are Eastons, not logic and reason. Thanks. Have a great day.

I shall worship the great and mighty unibrow. There is only one brow and I shall have no other brows before thee.

Z · Nov 6, 2004

NO NO NO NO NO!

We all exist at singularity, ultimately! Which means...

YES! Brothers - you are Satan! I am Satan! God is Satan! Everybody in the entire real or imagined sensed or nonsensed universe is Satan!

Except for you, Stanley P. Kowalski - you're Belial.

evildave · Nov 6, 2004

It's fascinating how many Christian Supremacists want to hang out with Satan....

c4ts · Nov 6, 2004

zaayrdragon said:
NO NO NO NO NO!

We all exist at singularity, ultimately! Which means...

YES! Brothers - you are Satan! I am Satan! God is Satan! Everybody in the entire real or imagined sensed or nonsensed universe is Satan!

Except for you, Stanley P. Kowalski - you're Belial.

You left out the fact that Satan is really Satan in disguise.

CFLarsen · Nov 6, 2004

Question said:
Could there a natural explanation to the many
DEMONIC
andSATANIC
threads that are seen DAY AFTER DAY on this forum?
Satan would have you think so. He WANTS you to think, "The people here have just been deceived by Satan into being angry at God and Christianity. If they see the fallacy of their ways, they will turn to the love of Christ." Seems reasonable does it?
But VERILY, logic and reason are
SATAN'S PRIMARY TOOLS!!!
Satan's GREAT LIE
is that there are no more supernatural events happening in our day and age.
THIS IS COMPLETELY UNTRUE!!!!
The rational, secular world is just a cover, a LIE of SATAN, that has been pulled over the world's eyes!!
ALL AROUND YOU
is a vast battlefield, where a mighty battle is raging between the supernatural forces of
GOOD and EVIL,
between God and His ANGELS
and Satan and his DEMONS
THE DEVIL HIMSELF
has possession of the IMMORTAL SOULS of the skeptics on this forum, and the only way to save these poor people is to
call on the name of the LORD to
CAST SATAN OUT.
Join with me in prayer as the ALMIGHTY POWER of JEHOVAH is brought to bear on this forum.
THE CURSE WILL BE LIFTED.

How long did it take you to put all those colors and font sizes into your post???

AWPrime · Nov 6, 2004

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Question · Nov 6, 2004

Question said:
Could there a natural explanation to the many
DEMONIC
andSATANIC
threads that are seen DAY AFTER DAY on this forum?
Satan would have you think so. He WANTS you to think, "The people here have just been deceived by Satan into being angry at God and Christianity. If they see the fallacy of their ways, they will turn to the love of Christ." Seems reasonable does it?
But VERILY, logic and reason are
SATAN'S PRIMARY TOOLS!!!
Satan's GREAT LIE
is that there are no more supernatural events happening in our day and age.
THIS IS COMPLETELY UNTRUE!!!!
The rational, secular world is just a cover, a LIE of SATAN, that has been pulled over the world's eyes!!
ALL AROUND YOU
is a vast battlefield, where a mighty battle is raging between the supernatural forces of
GOOD and EVIL,
between God and His ANGELS
and Satan and his DEMONS
THE DEVIL HIMSELF
has possession of the IMMORTAL SOULS of the skeptics on this forum, and the only way to save these poor people is to
call on the name of the LORD to
CAST SATAN OUT.
Join with me in prayer as the ALMIGHTY POWER of JEHOVAH is brought to bear on this forum.
THE CURSE WILL BE LIFTED.

This was an excellent post. I think I will put it into my signature.

MLynn · Nov 6, 2004

Question, you are wrong. That is all.

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