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The Universal Generator

Dr Adequate

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The Universal Generator is a rich fusion of insights such as Zen, I Ching, the core understandings of many spiritual traditions, modern research into the way consciousness works, DNA and social dynamics, quantum theory, relativity, meme theory and chaos dynamics.

The workings of the Universal Generator also includes a deep interplay of the ancient and all-pervading symbolism of Earth, Air, Fire, Water, suffused with the mystery of life.

Years of study into existing spiritual traditions as well as deep ongoing personal experimentation with consciousness processes have gone into the development of the Universal Generator.

This research resulted in the discovery of the core, underlying dynamic principles by which we run our lives.

We use these principles to create the content and experience of our world.

These principles are now encoded in the Universal Generator.

The Universal Generator is an algorithm centred in a four dimensional consciousness "landscape" that models the entire range of states of consciousness, from "asleep" to "awake".

The Activation process, based on responses to six questions, accesses the particular "node" in the landscape and generates the relevant response.
All that just for fifteen bucks.

Step right up, folks, and be cold-read by a computer program.
 
I did the "where will you find love?" quiz, and the answer? The answer?
Accedintally, you will find them, in the last place you would expect...
Right.

I'm off to the last place I'd expect to find love, pronto.

The bear pit at Whipsnade Zoo.

Sheesh.

I wasn't quite happy with all of the questions either:

What makes the world go round:

* Love
* Power
* Fate
* Money


Are there really no soulmates for the guys who say "Conservation of angular momentum"?

Oh, right, silly question.

And how about Queen's unorthodox ideas in this direction? I might have ticked that box.

What makes the world go round?

* Love
* Power
* Fate
* Money
* Conservation of angular momentum
* Fat-Bottomed Girls
 
Nah, that's the rocking world. It's in an alternate rocking universe.
 
Aw thanks Nex!

My element is LIGHT! (Yeah I know - I thought it was a wave or a particle too - who knew!)
And I'm just luvverly... stroking little kittens all day, helping old ladies across the street. Godammit, I'm just so sweet & gorgeous and...

... excuse me. :halo: :dl:



Oh yeah - and my Jedi name is...
And my Fairy name is...
God, I'm such a sucker for these things!

DeVega
(who is now going to do some work. Honest!)
 

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