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The U.N. to the rescue!

zenith-nadir

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U.N. starts investigating Hariri's death June 16th, 2005

UNITED NATIONS, June 16 (UPI) -- A U.N. independent commission has started an investigation into the killing of former Lebanese Prime Minister Rafik Hariri and 20 others.
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YEAH! Only four months and two days after the massive explosion that killed Rafik Hariri the U.N. shows up to save the day with an investigation....can you say... Dafur....;)
 
Oooh. Do you suppose they'll pass a really stern resolution threatening to pass a sterner one?
 
This is right over the "Unidentified Flying..." and so I got the image in my head of the U.N. building, with a cape made from all the flags, flying through the air like Superman. (Complete, of course, with extended building arm)

That is all. Continue mocking the powerless U.N.
 
manny said:
Oooh. Do you suppose they'll pass a really stern resolution threatening to pass a sterner one?
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No. I feel they will need to debate the use of the term "car bomb". That term is much too inflammatory and the stern resolution will be stalled until they can figure out a feel-good/politically-correct term for "car bomb".

And if we are really lucky, there will be a U.N. investigation into the U.N. investigation as to why no evidence could be found at the site of the bombing four months and two days after the event.. ;)
 
In other news, the UN has announced the creation of a task force to begin investigating reports of alleged atrocities and war crimes during the Crimean War. Survivors will be called upon to testify to a committee.
 
I guess they figured this one didn't warrent an emergency session.
 
Skeptic said:
That's reserved to blaming jews.
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Ain't that the truth...
The US has vetoed a United Nations Security Council resolution condemning the killing of the spiritual leader of Palestinian militant group Hamas. The US called the resolution "one-sided". It had demanded Palestinian militant groups be named in it. link
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;)
 
zenith-nadir said:
We can all rest secure in our beds tonight! The U.N. is on the case!



p.s. Go "Hitmen"!
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Too bad it's not "Go Flames!' *sigh*


Totally disparate topics, both involving ineffective negotiations, by a bunch of whiny, impotent f****.
 
If the people of Darfur were cynical enough, they'd concuct some cock-and-bull story on how their genocide is somehow, someway, the jews' fault.

It doesn't matter that it isn't true. It doesn't even need to make sense, nor do they need to believe it themselves. The UN would be all over it in an instant, demanding an end to the jew-caused genocide.
 
Jas said:
Too bad it's not "Go Flames!' *sigh*


Totally disparate topics, both involving ineffective negotiations, by a bunch of whiny, impotent f****.
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The Flames suck!

GO WINGS!!!!




*sigh* :(
 
zenith-nadir said:
No. I feel they will need to debate the use of the term "car bomb". That term is much too inflammatory and the stern resolution will be stalled until they can figure out a feel-good/politically-correct term for "car bomb".
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How about "Election corrector for automobile devices"?

"Meta-controller" (Control-controller, as in PM had control (over something) and that has been put under control (as in eliminated).)? (maybe a little over the top)

"Robin "Poof" Hood, Power-edition" (Take power from the power-rich and supposedly give it to the power-poor. Using "poof" technology.)?

"Jew-lover correctional device"? (Dunno about the love the PM had for jews, but the name would probably sit well with some of the commitee members.)

Now the stern resulution can be written and sent to the Israeli representative.


Mosquito (not PC, but who is?)
 
Mosquito said:
How about "Election corrector for automobile devices"?

"Meta-controller" (Control-controller, as in PM had control (over something) and that has been put under control (as in eliminated).)? (maybe a little over the top)

"Robin "Poof" Hood, Power-edition" (Take power from the power-rich and supposedly give it to the power-poor. Using "poof" technology.)?

"Jew-lover correctional device"? (Dunno about the love the PM had for jews, but the name would probably sit well with some of the commitee members.)

Now the stern resulution can be written and sent to the Israeli representative.


Mosquito (not PC, but who is?)
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They could call it the "Kikey Dradel" cuz it makes the jews spin like a top. Then anything they write would be insulting.
It would also subtley imply the jews were at fault even if it's used against them.
 
Save your sucking up to Bolton until after he gets appointed as ambassador to the UN ....

Charlie (Untied Nations of Dyslectics) Monoxide
 
Charlie Monoxide said:
Save your sucking up to Bolton until after he gets appointed as ambassador to the UN ....

Charlie (Untied Nations of Dyslectics) Monoxide
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Yeah, appointing Bolton would be such a disaster. I mean, we wouldn't want someone who might be RUDE to kleptocratic mass murderers, do we?
 
Oh you all go ahead and make fun of the U.N. now. You mark my words though in about 5 years someone is going to get one hell of a stern letter. You won't be laughing then.

Hey! I said mark my words. MARK 'EM! RIGHT NOW! I DEMAND MY WORDS BE MARKED BY YOU THIS VERY INSTANT!
 
Ed said:
They could call it the "Kikey Dradel" cuz it makes the jews spin like a top. Then anything they write would be insulting.
It would also subtley imply the jews were at fault even if it's used against them.
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Please enlighten an uninformed peasant. What/who is/was/will be "Kikey Dradel"? Google turned out 0 hits...

Mosquito
 
Mosquito said:
Please enlighten an uninformed peasant. What/who is/was/will be "Kikey Dradel"? Google turned out 0 hits...

Mosquito
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It's a Yiddish joke that made me spew coffee over the keyboard.

"Kike" is a term meaning "jew" in the same way that "Ni**er" means "African American".

"Dradel" is a spinning top used in the jewish holiday of Hanukkah.

The origin of the word "Kike" is interesting.

In the late 1800s, many poor jews emigrated to the USA. Not knowing to read and write in English, they were told to sign their names in the immigration documents with a cross. Not wishing to sign with a christian symbol, they signed instead with a kikel, or circle in Yiddish. That became a prejorative term, as in, "here's another bunch of those kikels". From there it became "kike".

A circle is a near perfect thing. So when you call someone a KIKE, you're saying they're NEARLY PERFECT.
 
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