The Secret in The Onion

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Apparently America's finest news source gets it: http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/the_secret

The Secret—the new self-help book and DVD that purports to channel ancient wisdom and claims that if you ask the universe for something, it will be delivered—has become a nationwide phenomenon. Here are some of the book's tips:
  • You deserve whatever you want no matter how awful you are
  • Try not to use any critical-thinking skills or logic when pondering concept of The Secret [Emphasis mine.]
  • Capitalizing on basic human feelings such as greed can bring you vast wealth
  • Eat a hearty breakfast every day
  • Please allow universe six to eight millennia to deliver
  • You can never be too tan
  • The Secret does not work if you are attempting to learn it from stolen, bootlegged, or borrowed products from Prime Time Productions
 

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