headscratcher4
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The sea shells they are finding on Mars...
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ponderingturtle
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Wow, who would have thought that the conch was a martian organism.
NeilC
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Who would have thought that that a martian lander would turn up grainy pictures of randomly shaped pieces of rock?
I think the picture half way down on right looks like a 15th century amphora with a hole in it. Which means mars was colonised by the Syrians or visa versa.
I think the picture half way down on right looks like a 15th century amphora with a hole in it. Which means mars was colonised by the Syrians or visa versa.
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Clearly, these photsos are fakes. Probably taken on the beach at Bognor Regis, because it sounds a bit Martian.
The whole Mars Rover thing is a Gummint Hoax. Mars does not exist. What you think you see in the sky is a secret blimp witha red tail light.
The plans of the blimp were in the Pentagon , but were destroyed by a guided missile disguised as an airliner, fired from a cloaked Martian flying saucer from hangar 51.
No, wait a minute...
The whole Mars Rover thing is a Gummint Hoax. Mars does not exist. What you think you see in the sky is a secret blimp witha red tail light.
The plans of the blimp were in the Pentagon , but were destroyed by a guided missile disguised as an airliner, fired from a cloaked Martian flying saucer from hangar 51.
No, wait a minute...
Beady
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Hilarious, Beady. That's my new wallpaper now.
KingMerv00
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Oh for the love of all that is stupid...
I wonder why NASA hasn't made the announcement of the millennium?
headscratcher4
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Oh for the love of all that is stupid...
I wonder why NASA hasn't made the announcement of the millennium?
We love the stupid...without fodder like this, all we'd have would be degenerating political discussions...this is what makes the Randi boards so much fun!
P.S. I'm only surprised that they didn't find Nessie...
KingMerv00
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We love the stupid...without fodder like this, all we'd have would be degenerating political discussions...this is what makes the Randi boards so much fun!
P.S. I'm only surprised that they didn't find Nessie...
Speaking of politics, these people are allowed to VOTE! Science help us all.
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ChristineR
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Oh for the love of all that is stupid...
I wonder why NASA hasn't made the announcement of the millennium?
For the same reason they supressed the ancient Egyptian face (and the pyramids too).
KingMerv00
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Supressed? Hardly. Anyone with an IQ over 80 can find the pictures online. Hoagland too.
Probably the wrong time to ask one of them martians standing around to dust off Spirits solar array. Odds of another dust devil passing by to blow some dirt off is slim, I bet.
Sir Arthur Mortal Coyle
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Take that beardy sky god worshippers, they are obviously Pasta shells
All hail the FSM
All hail the FSM
While I think it's highly unlikely that any fossils larger than microfossils would be found on Mars... I also have to say that it's not impossible. Truth is, this is why we need a "return from Mars" robot that can choose samples and return them to Earth. Or even better, a manned mission. 
At the moment, we know that Mars once had freely flowing water and shallow seas; personally, I doubt life ever evolved there, but it can't be ruled out at this time.
At the moment, we know that Mars once had freely flowing water and shallow seas; personally, I doubt life ever evolved there, but it can't be ruled out at this time.