The REAL reason the dinosaurs went extinct.

WinAce

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"It goes on to say that the demons asked Jesus that if he drove them out to send them into a heard of pigs. So he did and the pigs went crazy and dies in the water. So.. What if, Satan and the angels that left with him where cast out of heaven and onto earth and into the Dinosaurs and they Died on earth. Just a thought."
- king jason, ChristianForums
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You heard it here first, folks.
 
There's plenty of palentological evidence to support that theory.
 
I thought it was because they didn't except jesus as thier Lord and savior.

Hey if demons died with the dinosaurs then there would be no evil.
 
Well that explains everything!


It makes my head hurt just reading some of the things posted on that forum. I read some other threads there and was floored by some of the things posted. I'm so glad I'm a skeptic and an atheist.
 
Well, I'm glad the established fact that Jesus waved his arms and made a bunch of pigs go nanners is now being cross-applied to form a theory of the extinction of the dinosaurs...

RATIONAL THOUGHT BE DAMNED!
 
Here's what I find worrysome.

481 users online now
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And check our number of users.

Now to be fair, we probably have more people that would be going out on dates on a Friday nigh...er.. what am I saying. This forum is nerdville.
 
WinAce said:


You heard it here first, folks.
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Just a dad-blamed minute there Bubba! God created the world 6000 years ago with dinosaur bones already in the ground. Just as he created Adam with a navel, beard, fingernails, and an epidermis. And light on the way from distant supposed stars.

No offense pal, but you seem to be a heretic! :p :D
 
WinAce said:
"It goes on to say that the demons asked Jesus that if he drove them out to send them into a heard of pigs. So he did and the pigs went crazy and dies in the water. So.. What if, Satan and the angels that left with him where cast out of heaven and onto earth and into the Dinosaurs and they Died on earth. Just a thought."
- king jason, Christian forums
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You heard it here first, folks.
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You should invite him over here, WinAce. I'm a bit peckish for some troll meat.
 
I agree with all the above comments on this - there is only tangential contact with reality happening here! If that.
 
My thirst for woo woos has grown beyond my control. I have signed up on that board under the name of "Brimstone."
 
Re: Re: The REAL reason the dinosaurs went extinct.

Tricky said:


You heard it here first, folks.
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You should invite him over here, WinAce. I'm a bit peckish for some troll meat. [/QUOTE]

Oh, man. Just what we DON'T need! A replacement for Billiefan or Jedi Jerkoff.
 
Won't someone think of the children??! The opening post shows they SURE NEED IT!!!
 
I couldn't find a picture to post here, but I have seen illustrated evidence from the illustrious funnyguy Gary Larsen that dinosaurs are extinct due to ... cigarette smoking. Cough.
 
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