The Lego Bible!

[Fengirl]

For your viewing pleasure, old testament stories illustrated with Lego:

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

Here is Samson, doing the prostitute in Judges 16:1!

 

[Fengirl]

And here is the circumcision of the tribe of Schechem, complete with blood and a bucket of lego foreskins!

 

[Z]

And here is the circumcision of the tribe of Schechem, complete with blood and a bucket of lego foreskins!

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You can also buy this in some bookstores... I think it does a fine job of demonstrating what horror, what smut, the Bible really contains.

 

[CFLarsen]

It's "LEGO", not "Lego".

 

[AGENT-ADAIR]

It's "LEGO", not "Lego".

Pointing these things out is fun.

It's it's, correct?

 

[Lisa Simpson]

Pointing these things out is fun.

It's it's, correct?

Claus was correct. Take the apostrophe out and make it back to two words.

It is LEGO.


See? It still makes sense.

 

[AGENT-ADAIR]

Claus was correct. Take the apostrophe out and make it back to two words.

It is LEGO.


See? It still makes sense.

Is it AC *lightning bolt* DC?

Or can i just say AC/DC?

 

[Lisa Simpson]

Only if you are speaking of the band.

 

[AGENT-ADAIR]

Only if you are speaking of the band.

I see, this new knowledge shall serve me well.

 

[Kopji]

Thanks, the site is hysterical. Be sure catch the NT section on instructions for women.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/epistles_of_paul/index.html#instructions_for_women

 

[Fengirl]

It's "LEGO", not "Lego".

I stand corrected.
I apologise. Most sincerely.

 

[losman]

I always wondered if this site was accepted by most churches, it has questionable content so I am curious.

It is pretty funny and a good way to laugh at the obsurdities of the Bible

 

[c4ts]

An internet classic, it is.

 

[Mephisto]

I stand corrected.
I apologise. Most sincerely.

Really no need to apologize. Brand names often cause misunderstandings and many companies bemoan their brand being taken into common useage. Xerox, Band-Aid, Disney and other companies have all been reminding the public that the name of the company isn't a synonym for the product.

I'm wondering when the current wave of ignorance will turn JREF into a synonym for Satanist?

BTW, a great site - I've seen it before and passed it on to friends. I'd like to make a large version of The Last Supper with whatever popular culture figures are being passed out at Burger King. I'd photograph it and hang it over the dining room table.