the latest version of AOL is here!!!

HarryKeogh

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is it me or are the major improvements in AOL "animated super-buddy icons" and new "emoticons"?

wow! sending business correspondence through e-mail just got more fun!:rolleyes:

i get AOL for free through work but does anyone here actually pay 24 bucks a month for this???
 
HarryKeogh said:
is it me or are the major improvements in AOL "animated super-buddy icons" and new "emoticons"?

wow! sending business correspondence through e-mail just got more fun!:rolleyes:

i get AOL for free through work but does anyone here actually pay 24 bucks a month for this???

You don't sound too excited, which is fine, but for what it's worth, if you fire up the Grim Reaper super buddy.....that's me!

(I mean I'm the voice....I don't look like that.)
 
HarryKeogh said:
is it me or are the major improvements in AOL "animated super-buddy icons" and new "emoticons"?

wow! sending business correspondence through e-mail just got more fun!:rolleyes:

i get AOL for free through work but does anyone here actually pay 24 bucks a month for this???
I've got a little story to tell...

I dont know the motivation behind it, but my family appears to be rendered "stupid" when it comes to Internet Service Providers.

I began using the internet years ago, I first started using AOL 3.0. I hated it, then AOL 4 came out, it was so much better than the last version, it looked very sleek and userfriendly. Since then, the AOL versions have been less than what I would consider to call a new version. AOL 8 was only version that really "renewed" AOL, it fixed a lot of glitches(like that one that freezes your computer for no reason), it added much more "customizability" (albeit limited), but it also added features I could never imagine myself using such as "AOL shopping", "AOL Radio", "AOL Horoscopes", "Remind me" controls, other stuff.

I only use AOL for signing online and checking mail, aside from that it serves no purpose on my computer. I pay US$24 a month for this piece of trash.

No, the fun doesnt stop there...

My ma isnt one to pass up a bargain. She bought herself a new computer (a Presario something or other). She saw that we could get a free scanner if we only signed up for 3 years of MSN dialup. Clearly a bargain if I ever saw one.

Now we pay US$24 for AOL and US$21 for MSN. No one uses MSN except for my ma. Oh, and we've never touched the scanner. Oh, and the 3 year contract we're bound to managed to hike the price of MSN to more than the average MSN user, in 3 years we are going to end up paying more money via this contract than if we never took the printer and signed up for MSN anyway.

Better still...

My pa didnt like the way AOL continually kicks him offline. So we decided to get PeoplePC. Its only US$10 a month, all it does it put you online, it doesnt have AOLs trademark habit of making your computer sick enough to spontaneously restart on you.

At one point, we were paying for AOL (which only I use), MSN (which only my ma uses), and PeoplePC (which only my pa uses). The rest of my family doesnt use the internet as much as I do.

Dont worry, my family has a habit of making expensive but pointless purchases (we ordered Tai Bo and Windsor Pilates, never used them once).

Hee hee hee, funny bunch we are.
 
Re: Re: the latest version of AOL is here!!!

Yahweh said:
we ordered Tai Bo and Windsor Pilates, never used them once
It gave your bank balance a workout, if nothing else.
 
I used AOL all summer as I did not have much of a choice. I used it only to connect online then used just minimized it and used internet explorer and my yahoo email. When I cancelled it last week the guy asked me if I liked using all the smilies and icon things. He seemed totally shocked when I said I didn't use any of AOL features. He just couldn't believe that I used AOL without using their fancy features.
 
We live in a No Local Access Number Black Hole area, and so it's either MSN or AOL for us. MSN disconnected us constantly, so we switched to AOL, and our phone bill immediately went down by ten dollars, from not having to pay for all the reconnects.
 
I ordered an AOL 9.0 disk, it arrived today. The order was free, the shipping was free... and guess what, you get what you pay for.

The Disk says "AOL 9.0", the installation says "AOL 8.0 Plus".

It pissed me off not seeing my crappy obsolete 8.0 evolve into a 9. It pissed me off even more because AOL 8.0 Plus is terrible.

It looks exactly the same as AOL 8.0 on the outside. On the inside, all your preferences have been played with, you try to navigate through its maze of help screens (there was no maze of screens to go through in the previous version... all this new and improved crap made an already shoddy product much crappier than before... and it takes up more space on my harddrive).

Here is an awesome new problem with AOL: It causes my computer to spontaneously restart. Without warning of any kind, my screen will suddenly go black, then the computer tries to boot up again (having to go through the blue obnoxious "shut me down properly next time" nag screen).

And again, I have no use for any of the crappy features. I still have my snail icon, I still have a cat meowing everytime I send an IM, my AOL username, and that's it. I use none of the other features. And for this sweet price of only US$21.30 a month... wow, I must be heaven :rolleyes:...
 
Sorry, but those who use AOL re-enforce my definition of the acronym. Accidently On Line.

You have to be one lame-o to use this service that was designed for Joe Sixpack and not for anyone with any intelligence.
 
Attrayant said:


You ordered one? Why not just walk outside and pick one up off the ground?

Or even wait for one to come free in the mail.

I must say, AOL is really nice, sending us free coasters and all.
 
Question: Why did god create AOL?

Answer: So us internet geeks would have someone to make ethnic and dumb blonde jokes about.
 

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