The Landover Baptists score again!

From December 2003 Fanmail:
To the seriously mad Paster ‘the real devil’ Wilkins who deserves to be cast back down into the pits of hell from where he came !!

“Baptist Boy Attempts to Plug Himself Into The Matrix by Inserting His Penis Into a Lamp Socket!”

If this story is true (and I suspect coming from America that it probably is) then this is another example of a heinous act being done in the name of ‘religion’. This is also a good reason why everyone should stop practising ‘religion’, at which point our planet would be an infinitely safer place to live.

How many perverted, sick sadistic acts through-out history can be attributed to religious zealots like this dangerous son of a bitch !? I dread to think… god (and I sure hope it isn’t your sadistic one) help us all !!

One last thing:

How can you equate watching a film to drilling some poor f[edited]r full of holes !!?? Only in the name of religion !!

Get a life !!!!

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I have this growing suspicion that all Landover Baptist does is copy directly from actual fundies.
 
Aaah, but the software isn't supplied until you get the full immersion Landover baptism!
 
Hey, a dirty nutball Christian at work offered me a cool grand to go to church with him for a month...




...of course, that was a scam too, the lying piece of poo!
 
The next time someone offers you a cool grand for something, make sure you have the right connections first.
 
Zero said:
Hey, a dirty nutball Christian at work offered me a cool grand to go to church with him for a month...




...of course, that was a scam too, the lying piece of poo!
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"An eternity in Heavenly bliss is certainly worth more than this materialistic cash on earth, you'll gain more in the next life than you can ever dream of in this life"...

All they ever do is lie lie lie lie lie, damn it gets old!
 
Yahweh said:

"An eternity in Heavenly bliss is certainly worth more than this materialistic cash on earth, you'll gain more in the next life than you can ever dream of in this life"...

All they ever do is lie lie lie lie lie, damn it gets old!
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Yeah...they say money is the root of all evil, but ask them to part with some of it and they get all stingy.
 
If money is the root of all evil, then why do they pass the collection plate?
 
they say money is the root of all evil,
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"They" may say it, but the Bible certainly doesn't.

New International Version, 1 Timothy 6:

  1. People who want to get rich fall into temptation and a trap and into many foolish and harmful desires that plunge men into ruin and destruction.
  2. For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs.
King James Version, 1 Timothy 6:

  1. But they that will be rich fall into temptation and a snare, and into many foolish and hurtful lusts, which drown men in destruction and perdition.
  2. For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
I assume it's obvious how "love of money" is different from "money"?
 
And what a better way to fulfill your love of money by taking 10% away from your followers!
 
c4ts said:
If money is the root of all evil, then why do they pass the collection plate?
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Becase they promise not to square it.
 
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