Bruce
Philosopher
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- Jul 26, 2001
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We have a great show for you this evening folks! The attractions include:
- A lazer light show projected onto a fountain of Israeli blood.
- A "May-Pole" dance performed by the girls. The ribbons are made from the entrails of the infidels.
- Pinyatas made from the heads of American civil engineers and truck drivers.
- The introduction of the first annual Suicide Bombolympics
[snip]Mohammad makes his way to the edge of the building. Looks like there's a good crowd of infidels below. Puts his finger on the ignition button. Double side flip, back twist, and......BAM! Wow! That's 15 infidels for Mohammad! Not bad. Judges give it a 9.435. Mohammad's family will be proud. Enjoy those virgins Mohammad![/snip]
-Don't forget to sign up for the drawing for the kids. We have a complete Twin Towers Lego set with 5 life-like commercial jet planes.
[kid's voice] Praise be to Allah! Take this infidels! Porckoww. Blawm! Ah! Ah! Oh, why did I not heed to the righteousnous of Allah? Now I will burn in the lake of fire forever! .... Good job, my devoted followers. Here are 40 virgins for each of you. Now you may relax in my paradise forever. ... Ah! Ah! The lava! It burns! I do not have any virgins! Why was I an evil American? Why?.... Too bad for you, infidel. I turn my back on you. ... Aahh. Come with me, my virgins. Let us watch the infidels burn from afar from our heavenly paradise and wait for our brothers to join us.[/kid's voice]
Abdul! It's time for dinner!
In a minute, mom! I have to count how many infidels I killed!
Now! Or I won't let you watch The 12 Best Beheadings of All Time on TV!
Ay! Fine! ... Until next time, infidels. Allah has not forgotten...
We have a great show for you this evening folks! The attractions include:
- A lazer light show projected onto a fountain of Israeli blood.
- A "May-Pole" dance performed by the girls. The ribbons are made from the entrails of the infidels.
- Pinyatas made from the heads of American civil engineers and truck drivers.
- The introduction of the first annual Suicide Bombolympics
[snip]Mohammad makes his way to the edge of the building. Looks like there's a good crowd of infidels below. Puts his finger on the ignition button. Double side flip, back twist, and......BAM! Wow! That's 15 infidels for Mohammad! Not bad. Judges give it a 9.435. Mohammad's family will be proud. Enjoy those virgins Mohammad![/snip]
-Don't forget to sign up for the drawing for the kids. We have a complete Twin Towers Lego set with 5 life-like commercial jet planes.
[kid's voice] Praise be to Allah! Take this infidels! Porckoww. Blawm! Ah! Ah! Oh, why did I not heed to the righteousnous of Allah? Now I will burn in the lake of fire forever! .... Good job, my devoted followers. Here are 40 virgins for each of you. Now you may relax in my paradise forever. ... Ah! Ah! The lava! It burns! I do not have any virgins! Why was I an evil American? Why?.... Too bad for you, infidel. I turn my back on you. ... Aahh. Come with me, my virgins. Let us watch the infidels burn from afar from our heavenly paradise and wait for our brothers to join us.[/kid's voice]
Abdul! It's time for dinner!
In a minute, mom! I have to count how many infidels I killed!
Now! Or I won't let you watch The 12 Best Beheadings of All Time on TV!
Ay! Fine! ... Until next time, infidels. Allah has not forgotten...