So I'm all alone in here, eh?
Ahem.
Jesus is real, and all you skeptics are stupid and you are going to hell and Jesus and I will laugh when you die, and America deserves terrorist attacks, and lefties are a bunch of terrorists themselves, and homosexuals to boot, and they enjoy man-on-dog sex, just like PA Sen. Rick Santorum, who I saw kissing Hal Bidlack under the Christmas tree when I was inserting firecrackers into frogs for sport, and the Jews and Scientologists burn potions in the woods as part of their New World Order rituals and I can successfully dowse for gold PROVE I CAN'T RANDI OR ARE YOU SCARED and lifegazer sucks and jj sucks and Girl6 sucks and LFTKBS sucks and Yahweh sucks and Arctic Penguin used to suck before he disappeared and Rikzilla and I made out under the mistletoe because I can't get enough of those men in SS uniforms and Dean eats babies and I love Saddam and I hate Saddam Ann Coulter sex sex sex left-wing right-wing hate speech pedophilia media Constitution Huzington illegal software I love you finally finally finally.