The Christians are Ruining Yule! - Wait Saturnalia- Or Something 
***excuse me, Mr. O'Reilly***
Let's talk about how dishonest, unethical, and outright immoral it was to steal a pagan holiday and misrepresent it as a "Christian" holiday, just so you could make the pagan holiday a fasting day instead of a feasting day.
***excuse me, Mr. O'Reilly***
Let's talk about how dishonest, unethical, and outright immoral it was to steal a pagan holiday and misrepresent it as a "Christian" holiday, just so you could make the pagan holiday a fasting day instead of a feasting day.