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The Bush conspiracy theory generator.

Good one!
George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that Republicans, Ann Coulter, and Rush Limbaugh could oppress The United Nations.
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George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that The Jews, big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, and Rush Limbaugh could conquer liberals.
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George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that Rush Limbaugh and SUV owners could upset Al Franken.
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Of course. It all makes sense now..
 
George W. Bush rigged the 2000 election so that Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, the Christian Coalition, and white men could invade The United Nations.
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I thought Coulter and Limbaugh where banned from use in warfare, by international treaty!
 
Here's a couple more.

George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that Rush Limbaugh could invade transgendered people.
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George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that oil companies, Rush Limbaugh, and Ann Coulter could kill Michael Moore.
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George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that Ann Coulter, Republicans, and the Jews could kill minorities.
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It all makes sense now: it was the Jooooz all along. It's always the Joooooooooz. Also Ann Coulter. But mostly the Joooooooooooooooooooooz.

Spooky.
 
George W. Bush lowered taxes so that big corporations, Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, and the Jews could oppress Muslims.
 
George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that The Jews, big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, white men, SUV owners, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could kill Al Franken.
 
George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that The Jews could kill liberals.

My god! It's Eric Hufschmidt!
 
I was robbed...

George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that The Jews, oil companies, and Ann Coulter could oppress welfare recipients.
 
Much better...

George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that The Jews, big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, Ann Coulter, and gun owners could invade steal from The French.
 
George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that The Jews and SUV owners could conquer The French.
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Is there nothing the fiend won't stoop to!

-Gumboot
 
Darn! I wanted to use my friends Shakespear emulator to write a CT blog. I hate when this happens.
 
I hit the "Generate Random" button and got this:

George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that the Jews and Ann Coulter could invade Michael Moore.
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I think I'll spend the next few days trying to scrub that image from my brain...
 
Totally random:

"George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that big corporations could invade women."
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