The Black Helicopters: Where do they come from?

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I had a few questions about these black helicopters. Which...apparently are ruling the world with their super high technology... (which they deploy from helicopters...yeah...not flying saucers... they shoot their antimatter-powered energy beams... from helicopters).


What I am wondering is where these are coming from. Are they refurbished from the Vietnam war era? Because I know that those old UH-1's were often sold surplus and rebuilt. I've been in one, which was rebuilt for tourists in Australia. To be honest, it was really pretty loud.

Maybe the black helicopter people should consider upgrading to the new acoustically-isolated rotors.

And why black? You'd think if you just painted them in medical or coast guard colors they'd garner less attention.


But back to my primary question: You see, I live not far from the main Sikorsky factory, and as one of the biggest helicopter manufacturers, I have to think they'd be involved in the black helicopter thing.

I'm wondering if the black helicopters ever come in for refitting or upgrades? Do the black helicopters use interchangeable parts with the non-black helicopters?

I wonder if there is a lot of stress over there over the black helicopters. For example, do the employees all breath a sigh of relief when the management announces "We've won the contract over Bell to refit the new low-emission engines on the Black Helicopter Fleet"

Considering that they have such infinate resourced (the black helicopters). Have they even considered a black tilt-rotor, like perhaps a black ospry. It's a pretty cool aircraft, but it's run up really high over budget and has had some issues. But some on...the black helicopter guys won't let that get in their way.


And when these black helicopter pilots want to travel coast to coast...do they take a black airplane? I mean, it seems a lot more efficient than a black helicopter.

And when the black helicopters get really long in their flight hours, are they bone yarded? Sold to a friendly nation's black helicopter project? Scrapped?


And who ruled the world before the black helicopters? I mean, like in the 1930's before they had effecient helicopters. Did they have black autogyros??
 
I had a few questions about these black helicopters. Which...apparently are ruling the world with their super high technology... (which they deploy from helicopters...yeah...not flying saucers... they shoot their antimatter-powered energy beams... from helicopters).


What I am wondering is where these are coming from.



From the UN, duh.

-Gumboot
 
And who ruled the world before the black helicopters? I mean, like in the 1930's before they had effecient helicopters. Did they have black autogyros??

Black Cadillacs
 
I'm wondering if the black helicopters ever come in for refitting or upgrades? Do the black helicopters use interchangeable parts with the non-black helicopters?
I read that it's kinda like the B-52s that are always in flight. Like, they never land.

So the black helicopters are refueled, re-crewed and repaired in flight, on moonless nights, and they use black light for Illuminati - I mean illumination.

Guys who don't get dizzy no matter what? That's who I'd start suspecting of moonlighting as black helicopter rotor repairmen...
 
I read that it's kinda like the B-52s that are always in flight. Like, they never land.

So the black helicopters are refueled, re-crewed and repaired in flight, on moonless nights, and they use black light for Illuminati - I mean illumination.

Guys who don't get dizzy no matter what? That's who I'd start suspecting of moonlighting as black helicopter rotor repairmen...

Um...I never heard that b-52's were always in flight. I had heard of having various b-52's rotated on shifts, such that there were always a few in the air at the same time... but not the same one continuously.

It seems like it would be tough to fix a helicopter in flight, presumably with another helicopter? I suppose they synchronize their blades so they can get up close?

And then, I think fixing the rotors...yes that would be difficult.


Also...how do you get replacement parts without landing. Does somebody on the ground have to toss them up really hard such that the black helicopter can swoop down and catch it?

These capabilities... wow... they're terifying
 
Um...I never heard that b-52's were always in flight. I had heard of having various b-52's rotated on shifts, such that there were always a few in the air at the same time... but not the same one continuously.

It seems like it would be tough to fix a helicopter in flight, presumably with another helicopter? I suppose they synchronize their blades so they can get up close?

And then, I think fixing the rotors...yes that would be difficult.


Also...how do you get replacement parts without landing. Does somebody on the ground have to toss them up really hard such that the black helicopter can swoop down and catch it?

These capabilities... wow... they're terifying

The black helicopters land inside a bigger black helicopter ofcourse.
Jeez dude, get real.
 
HANK: What is that chinging noise?

DALE: One of those stealth helicopters with computerized noise-cancellation capability. They're still working the chings out.

BILL: How'd you know about the stealth helicopters?

DALE: alt.conspiracy.black.helicopters.

BOOMHAUER: Yeah man, I tell you what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.
 
I read that it's kinda like the B-52s that are always in flight. Like, they never land.

Then, like, how much overtime are they paying the crew, and how do they feed the crew (alternatively, how do they change crew memebers? The exit procedure i understand) and ... just ... WHY???
 
Do the mechanics who service the black helicopters wear black coveralls?
 
Do you mean to tell me you guys have never heard the actual origin of the Black Helicopters?

For shame.

Black Helicopters (BH) are not just helicopters with a black paint-job as you may have been told. They are, in fact, autonomous agents -- lifeforms -- created by New World Order (NWO) agencies via nanobiotechnology. Their primary purpose is to spy on the activities of average citizens in order to gather tactical information and discover "subversives" who are not bowing to the will of the Liberati's UN-backed Federal Government. Furthermore, when the NWO Invasion takes place in the not-too-distant future, they will round up citizens for internment in concentration camps or carry out the elimination of the more vocally anti-Liberati.

It would make one heckuva movie, wouldn't it? Or maybe just a heckuva trailer.
 
Then, like, how much overtime are they paying the crew, and how do they feed the crew (alternatively, how do they change crew memebers? The exit procedure i understand) and ... just ... WHY???
Like, the crew doesn't get standard overtime cuz that could be traced by those snotty IRS dudes, right? So they 'stead issue 'em black tokens that can only be like redeemed at black commissaries, follow? Ever like go past stores and shops and stuff that are always closed? It's all a facade, man! They ain't closed! They gots blue light - I mean black light - specials damn near every day and more during the Black Christmas season and are open all Night to boot.

See the black helicopters can never land cuz it's the STARTUP of the rotors that make all the racket. People would notice, start asking questions, wanna bring their kids on Saturday to sit in the cockpit and so on. So like once they're born in the air (airborne for short) they go Dead Quiet because of the noise cancellation between the rotaries and the voice synchronization of the Crew talking on thier little CB radios among theirselves. So somebody like Always hasta be talkin'. As long as they are then the black helicopters can stay in the loft (aloft for short).

The food is easy each black helicopter has a greenhouse in the back (painted black for cameraflage) so they grow their own taters and parsnips and hominy and herbs and um - well other cash crops too...
 
Someone somewhere posted this YouTube video about this guy going crazy in front of some committee about a (black?) helicopter hovering over his house. That was fun.
 
Do you mean to tell me you guys have never heard the actual origin of the Black Helicopters?

For shame.



It would make one heckuva movie, wouldn't it? Or maybe just a heckuva trailer.


Reminds me of Transformers. Although I guess, since they're secret, they'd really be DECEPTICONS!!!!!

-Gumboot
 
Y'all, the black helicopters aren't MACHINES, they're organic life forms. Go look at my link - there's a real cute cub flying over some pine cones.
 
Someone somewhere posted this YouTube video about this guy going crazy in front of some committee about a (black?) helicopter hovering over his house. That was fun.


That would be this:



-Gumboot
 
That would be this:



-Gumboot

WHITE helicopters? Jeez, everybody knows those are a bunch of amauteurs.

But that's the one indeed, thanks Gumboot. BTW, what the hell was that guy on about? :confused:
 
That would be this:



-Gumboot
Wow, Gum. Hope he's not married - and if he is, the wife deserves hazardous duty pay, cubed.

If he wasn't being shadowed by a helicopter then - he should be now.

He said it was a "white" helicopter? Maybe he was confused and it was just a lighter shade of black.

Magnolia trees, lemonheads and boy scouts. It's all in there...
 

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