Make some flyers. Use a nice, readable font.
Here are some suggestions:
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SYLVIA BROWNE
The Randi Challenge
On "Larry King Live", Sylvia Browne accepted to be tested by investigator and demystifier of paranormal and pseudoscientific claims, James Randi.
THAT WAS (insert real number here) DAYS AGO!
Sylvia Browne has lied about James Randi not trying to contact her.
HE HAS.
Sylvia Browne has lied about her trying to contact James Randi.
SHE HASN'T.
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SYLVIA BROWNE
has claimed that:
- Holocaust victims are to blame for their own destiny.
- Nobody suffered during the World Trade Center terrorist attacks.
- Space rockets are driven by propellers (they aren't).
- Aliens used anti-gravity devices to build the pyramids.
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SYLVIA BROWNE
has predicted that:
- Bill Bradley would become President in 2000 (he didn't).
- David Letterman would call it quits from his nightly late show after 2000 (he didn't).
- Breast cancer was going to be absolutely preventable and cured by the end of 1999 (it hasn't).
- The Catholic Church will have only one more Pope after John Paul II - but also that there would no longer be a single Pope, but a triumvirate of Popes, each assigned to a geographic collection of Catholics.
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SYLVIA BROWNE
Although Sylvia Browne does specific medical diagnoses for clients, she is not qualified to do so. She has no medical background.
- Sylvia Browne claims that bilirubin is a liver enzyme.
It isn't. It is a degradation product of human hemoglobin.
- Sylvia Browne confuses hemorrhages with clots.
They are the exact opposites.
- Sylvia Browne has suggested a test be made for Epstein-Barr disease related to the examination of fecal matter.
No such test exists.
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SYLVIA BROWNE
A 30-minute phone session with Sylvia Browne will cost you $750.
Sylvia Browne will read you material from a prepared spiel.
Compare these two readings:
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SYLVIA BROWNE: And, see, you're not getting any oil in your system... You know, you say, why am I creakin' around here? Yeah... Snap and pop and, yeah, but see, there's no oil... I don't want you, for a while, anyway, not to eat any dairy and stay off your carbonation and caffeine... 'cause your stomach is just getting too acidy.
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SYLVIA BROWNE: See, you're really not getting that much oil in your system. Yeah, and who walks around, you know, drinking oil all the time? Yeah, but I would cut down on your dairy products for awhile. You know, 'cause it's going to make you too acidy. And then, I would also up your protein because you're getting a little depressed and tired, and that's your blood sugar. So, I'd really start trying to eat more chicken, more fish, anything that's got protein.
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