Supermodel Naomi Campbell Interviews Hugo Chavez

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"I hope Venezuela's relations with America will improve in the immediate future. Whatever the future holds, for me his role will always be that of a rebel angel," she said.
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Chavez -- who once described Bush as "the devil" during a United Nations General Assembly address -- said the US president was "completely crazy" and Condoleezza Rice was "secretary of state of a genocidal government".

Asked if he thought Bush wanted to kill him, he replied: "I think he does. Him and his companions."
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Cuba's Fidel Castro was the world's most stylish leader, he said ("His uniform is impeccable. His boots are polished. His beard is elegant"), he was aware of the newly-reformed Spice Girls and admired Britain's Prince Charles.
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He also refused to rule out following Russian President Vladimir Putin's example and posing for topless photographs. "Why not? Touch my muscles," he reportedly told the supermodel.
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Next up: Britney Spears interviews Pervez Musharraf and Paris Hilton interviews Nicholas Sarkozy.
 
BPSCG said:
Cuba's Fidel Castro was the world's most stylish leader, he said ("His uniform is impeccable. His boots are polished. His beard is elegant"), he was aware of the newly-reformed Spice Girls and admired Britain's Prince Charles.
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The Manolo, he says that Naomi Campbell and Hugo Chavez know not of what they speak. Fidel, he dresses like the Lithuanian plumber. The world's most stylish tyrant, it is Qaddafi, who chooses the natural fibers favored by Bedouins and Jedi Knights alike.
 
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Cuba's Fidel Castro was the world's most stylish leader, he said ("His uniform is impeccable. His boots are polished.
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That's just because he's had several decades of subservient peons to clean the blood off.

Amazing how one'll be impressed with me if I wear a snazzy uniform with shiny buttons. I get to tell you and everyone you know what you'll study, where you'll work, how much you'll earn, and so on, and in exchange, all I have to do is wear this pretty uniform?

Sounds like the deal of the century to me! Where can I sign up to be assigned one of these uniforms, and several million dictatees?
 
A leader talks fashion on a former supermodel's talk show.

Why are people surprised? Were you expecting something serious?
 
Ziggurat said:
The Manolo, he says that Naomi Campbell and Hugo Chavez know not of what they speak. Fidel, he dresses like the Lithuanian plumber. The world's most stylish tyrant, it is Qaddafi, who chooses the natural fibers favored by Bedouins and Jedi Knights alike.
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Let us not forget Hitler's sense of the sartorial. Here he strolls down the runway sporting a Bogartesque trench coat, his casually-touselled hair presaging the look Tom Cruise and so many others would emulate half a century later:

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BPSCG said:
Let us not forget Hitler's sense of the sartorial. Here he strolls down the runway sporting a Bogartesque trench coat, his casually-touselled hair presaging the look Tom Cruise and so many others would emulate half a century later:

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Did he get a free bowl of soup with that hat?

He was a better Fascist than fashionplate.

DR
 
E.J.Armstrong said:
Next up -

Laura Bush is interviewed about the meaning of a fair trial by General Petraeus.
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:biggrin: E. J., stop, you're killing me. Or is this a clever plot on your part to get me to cripple my ability to post by making me repeatedly spew coffee all over my keyboard?
 
Darth Rotor said:
Did he get a free bowl of soup with that hat?

He was a better Fascist than fashionplate.

DR
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I don't know. A number of his looks are still considered out-of-style, with strong social pressures not to adopt them, if not them being completely outlawed in some nations.
 
This thread sucks without pics of Super models.....

(and No! Hitler isn't one)

Bad click on my part.
 
Who is that -- Catherine Zeta Jones? She is sooooo 1999. She does cell phone commercials and she's married to old guy Michael Douglas (damn him). I don't care if she's (supposedly) crazy, Naomi Campbell has hottie karate. And Chavez is a straight-up PIMP. "Feel my muscles"-- pssssht, he ownsya, biatch!
 
Oh puh-leeze you poo-pooers. You've obviously never read Christie Brinkleys' interview with Khomeni for Sports Illustrated, Marylin Monroe's article on Stalin in Time or Clara Bows expose of Kaiser Wilhelm for the Police Gazette.
 
Saw this and thought WTF! then I thought, why not?

Worse things happen at sea
 
BPSCG said:
Let us not forget Hitler's sense of the sartorial. Here he strolls down the runway sporting a Bogartesque trench coat, his casually-touselled hair presaging the look Tom Cruise and so many others would emulate half a century later:
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Reminds me of Ben Elton's routine about nightclub bouncers enforcing the dresscode. Something like: "Hitler, Goebbels, all the members of Hitler's inner circle? Nicely pressed trousers, shiny boots, short hair - come on in! **** off Jesus - no sandals".
 
BPSCG said:
:biggrin: E. J., stop, you're killing me. Or is this a clever plot on your part to get me to cripple my ability to post by making me repeatedly spew coffee all over my keyboard?
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Merely an apposite example from your own manual.

I thought you, of all people, would appreciate the appositeness of the counterpoint.
 
E.J.Armstrong said:
Merely an apposite example from your own manual.

I thought you, of all people, would appreciate the appositeness of the counterpoint.
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So waddaya think of Catherine Zeta-Jones?
 

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"Campbell trapped one of her personal assistants in a New York apartment in 2001 and beat her up. Last August, her maid, Millient Burton, accused Campbell of beating her up after Naomi asked her to pack a bag.

Campbell is now accused of beating up actress friend Yvonne Scio at Rome’s Eden Hotel because the two were at an event wearing similar dresses."

Imagine if Naomi caught Chavez in a J. Edgar Hoover moment, she would have cleaned his plow. Maybe Campbell is useful after all.
 
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