thaiboxerken
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Christopher Reeve was a good man and a hero to many, both on screen and off screen. The world was definitely changed by this man. Goodbye Chris!
corplinx said:And one day, federally funded fetal stem cell research may bring him back from the grave.
I wonder if death will stop political exploitation of his tragedy?
I wonder if death will stop political exploitation of his tragedy?
thaiboxerken said:That's not funny.
Mr Manifesto said:Much as I hate to be in concurrance with Nie, it is actually funny. And the article he's linked to is even funnier.
Megalodon said:Maybe you think so... would you like to share what you found funny about it?
The only thing I find funny in that site is that the author manages to be able to use the internet... But on the other hand, so can Nie...
For those of you who don't know, Christopher Reeve is the guy who played "Superman" in all four coma-inducing movies during the 80's. Before I even get started about his injury, I'd like to point out that "the curse of Superman" is bullsh!t, and I'd love nothing more than to punch the guy who came up with it. Just like the E! True Hollywood Stories "curse of The Little Rascals," it's much publicized Hollywood trash. Half the time they try to pass off a tragic event due to a "curse," it turns out that the actors died at the age of 86. Yeah real tragic, dumbass. An actor got murdered or paralyzed after living a healthy youth? Excuse me while I ◊◊◊◊ myself in awe at the mysterious power of the curse.
In 1995 "the curse" struck Reeve as he was riding a horse called "Eastern Express." The horse was running around, trying to get the gangly ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ off of his back when he finally came to an abrupt stop before a jump, leaving Reeve's sh!t in ruins. Reeve became paralyzed from the neck down after the accident (more like conspiracy, another reason to add horse to the dinner menu).
I didn't have any beef with Reeve before his accident, but it's the praise he collects for his selfishness that makes him an ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ in my book. If tomorrow Reeve selflessly dedicated all of his time and effort--or even half of it--towards finding a cure for cancer or heart disease, he'd have my respect (not that he's trying to earn my respect, but having my respect is an awesome privilege). Hell, he'd earn my respect if he just cut the condescending bullsh!t for a few minutes, such as this prize quote "I've noticed that there are very few roles for people in chairs... I would like to see people with disabilities featured sympathetically." No sh!t? As opposed to all those other movies that show people with disabilities being demonized? Like it happens so often anyway. Why should people with disabilities be featured any more sympathetically than people without disabilities? If his goal is to live a normal life, how normal could his life be if all his future roles were "sympathetic"? Oh look, here comes the cripple, everyone act sympathetic regardless of the plot, because real life cripples never experience conflict or drama. If I were in a wheel chair, I'd want an ass kicking role where I would spend the entire movie running over people's fingers and tossing old ladies off of cliffs, not some suck-ass sissy role where I'd sit around and cry like a pussy.
Mr Manifesto said:The modern phenomenon of celebrities suddenly finding the need to crusade for a cause that just so happens to coincidentally directly effect them (Delta Goodrem for Leukemia... And publicity... Belinda F***ing Emmet for cancer of the norks... and publicity... Olivia-Neutron Bomb for cancer of the jubbly-wubblies... and more goddam publicity) is probably one of the greatest annoyances of today.
Mr Manifesto said:Well, there is:
Then there's this hilarious screed:
He also makes some relevant points in the essay, if you'd care to have a look. The modern phenomenon of celebrities suddenly finding the need to crusade for a cause that just so happens to coincidentally directly effect them (Delta Goodrem for Leukemia... And publicity... Belinda F***ing Emmet for cancer of the norks... and publicity... Olivia-Neutron Bomb for cancer of the jubbly-wubblies... and more goddam publicity) is probably one of the greatest annoyances of today.
crimresearch said:he is of the opinion that Reeves could have done a lot to help research on reversing spinal cord injuries *before* he had his accident.