shemp
a flimsy character...perfidious and despised
So I'm driving down the street in Derry, NH today, pissed off about the lousy haircut I just got. (I didn't realize it was lousy until the wind started blowing my hair around, and I didn't have time to go back and punch out the barber.) As I'm driving along, I was surprised to see a sign saying "Spoon Bending, Jan. 8"! I didn't have time to stop, but the sign was outside of some cheesy hole-in-the-wall boutique, probably a haven for New Age massage idiots. Unfortunately, I already have unbreakable plans for that day. I'm going to try to find out who's doing the bending and what time it will be. Maybe some NH and/or MA skeptics can go and check it out, and maybe even knock some sense into some people's heads.