Spoon Bending coming to my area

[shemp]

So I'm driving down the street in Derry, NH today, pissed off about the lousy haircut I just got. (I didn't realize it was lousy until the wind started blowing my hair around, and I didn't have time to go back and punch out the barber.) As I'm driving along, I was surprised to see a sign saying "Spoon Bending, Jan. 8"! I didn't have time to stop, but the sign was outside of some cheesy hole-in-the-wall boutique, probably a haven for New Age massage idiots. Unfortunately, I already have unbreakable plans for that day. I'm going to try to find out who's doing the bending and what time it will be. Maybe some NH and/or MA skeptics can go and check it out, and maybe even knock some sense into some people's heads.

 

[Mercutio]

Please post any info...or PM me. I don't think I have any plans that day...

...dang, though, it would have been great to actually meet you..

 

[shemp]

I'll be in that area on Thursday. I'll see if I can get more info. Sorry I can't make it, but my personal safety is my utmost priority. (In other words, Mrs. Shemp would kill me if I blew off our plans.)

 

[Mercutio]

Loud and clear, my friend.

My best to the Missus...

 

[KelvinG]

I wanna see a photo of Shemp's bad haircut.

 

[shemp]

Here's the info, courtesy of Goshawk over at skepticalcommunity.com:

link

And a direct link to the schedule:

http://www.divinehealing.us/schedule.htm

I'm dismayed to see that there are so many places in my area that cater to this crap. And I wouldn't give these clowns even 2 cents to attend this b.s. class.

 

[Mercutio]

I'm dismayed to see that there are so many places in my area that cater to this crap. And I wouldn't give these clowns even 2 cents to attend this b.s. class.

Don't have 2 cents to spare? Well, you're in luck! The "class" on the 8th is not merely spoon-bending, but also

CREATING PROSPERITY WITH THE ANGELS

Are you struggling with money? Do you have money issues? Do you know that there are money angels? Money is energy and because money is energy, your money can communicate with you.

In this class you will learn:


The truth about money
.....
Discover your own inner feelings about money
.....
Be introduced to the money angels
.....
Ways to heal your relationship with money and create prosperity.


Your angels are very powerful healers, so let them help you to heal this part of your life. The class will close with a powerful healing and abundance exercise. The class is promised to be insightful, healing and fun!

This is an investment opportunity, Shemp!


sad...

 

[Ashles]

Do money angels look like this?