spicy food is from Satan

Denise

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There is a new article in Science that proves that spicy food is satanic. Apparently, eating spicy food gets people used to heat and so they are much more compliant when Satan sends them to hell and they don't ask for help from Jesus.
 
In Texas they love that spicy chili.
And our President is from Texas.....good God....the implications are frightening. A Satanic conspiracy!??
 
Denise said:
There is a new article in Science that proves that spicy food is satanic. Apparently, eating spicy food gets people used to heat and so they are much more compliant when Satan sends them to hell and they don't ask for help from Jesus.
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Yes, I've seen the issue. It was a quadruple-blind study. According to some of the participants (who wrote their evaluations of the study), they wanted to yell, "Jesus Christ, that's hot!!" but were unable to do so because their tongues were dissolving.
 
Denise,

There's also a hidden message in capsicum oil, the naturally occurring oil in hot peppers. By re-arranging the oil's name, one gets:

"I am Luci Cops"

Those in the know know "Luci Cops" is the name "Lucifer" assumes when he becomes a she to lead the Succubi on their nightly missions.

This and that research article fit nicely together to draw the connection between hot food, female domination, wild sexual abandon and Satan.

Cheers,
 
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I just got the news and I am so excited I almost wet myself! I have accepted as an official distributer of Metabolife! There are so many good things I can say about this product, but I won't waste the space here. If you want to buy some please pm or email me! Thanks! YAY!:)
 
Denise said:
I just got the news and I am so excited I almost wet myself! I have accepted as an official distributer of Metabolife! There are so many good things I can say about this product, but I won't waste the space here. If you want to buy some please pm or email me! Thanks! YAY!:)
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Are they the ones that make Lucifer's Hot & Horny Capsicum Pills? I think I've heard of them.

Cheers,
 
And they thought the deviled eggs were JUST A BIG JOKE!
Boy, were THEY surprised! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!
 
I would like to point out that while Tacos are typically spicy, they are not satanic in any way. Tacos are simply food. The end all and be all of food, but food just the same. When I say "Tacos are simply food" I mean that in the sense that Everest is simply a mountain, The Earth is simply a rock, and Franko is simply a troll. Each of these statements is correct, but in truth they are much more. Yes, Tacos are simply food, but all food is taco too.
 
Dragonrock said:
I would like to point out that while Tacos are typically spicy, they are not satanic in any way.
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I strongly disagree. I had tacos for lunch today, and what I just left in the toilet is absolute proof that they are the work of the devil.
 
WildCat said:

I strongly disagree. I had tacos for lunch today, and what I just left in the toilet is absolute proof that they are the work of the devil.
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Actually, what you saw (and smelled) is the non-taco foods being forced from your body by the GTITS. The spirit of the Taco entered you and you were made pure.
 
Dragonrock said:


Actually, what you saw (and smelled) is the non-taco foods being forced from your body by the GTITS. The spirit of the Taco entered you and you were made pure.
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Can I get an Amen?
Amen!
Can I get a Habanero?
Habanero!
Habanero, amen!

Cheers,
 
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