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So I just found out that Michael Richards is a freemason

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So what does this all mean? What is freemasonry? There is a huge Conspiracy theory that freemasonry is an evil satan worshipping religion that will be the one world religion of the New world order. It is a society of secrets that must be exposed. Audie murphy, george washington, red skelton, john glenn, buzz aldrin, gerald ford, william and alphonso Taft, James Monroe, Benjamin Franklin and abbot from "abbot and costello" are all masons. There are many more, but this is just a short list of some. So freemasonry and albert pike go hand in hand. Albert Pike was a known clansmen, devil worshipper and allegedly wrote a letter to mazzinni detailing a blueprint (in 1871) for three world wars. Two have already happened. Supposedly the third one is supposed to be between israel and the western forces. We will see. Further more, freemasonry could be nothing more than a little secret club. Who knows? I have a lot more research to do on these "masons"

If you would like more information on freemasonry and those who are part of the guild, click on these links.


http://freemasonry.bcy.ca/textfiles/famous.html

http://freemasonry.bcy.ca/textfiles/historyindex.html

http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/Commentary/Michael_Richards_Freemason.htm

http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/NewAge/New_World_Order.htm

Free the 3!
 
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Freemasonry is a silly drinking club with dressing up and make believe. It's a more cartoonish version of the Boy Scouts, for adults.

Or like Rotary or Round Table with more theatrics.
 
Are we talking about the guy who played Kramer?

Indeed we are. I suspect that if your membership of a secret conspiracy is listed in your wikipedia profile then it is not much of a secret conspiracy.
 
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Freemasonry is a grand conspiracy that must be exposed!?

But my grandfather was a freemason! Oh noes! You mean he helped control the world and didn't pass along any of that power to me before he died!? :mad:
 
Did he leave you anything with a free-mason logo on? Rub the logo three times anti-clockwise at midnight on the first full moon in July.

I can't say anymore until we 're-educate' the last of the Ron Paul supporters.
 
So I just found out Viggo Mortensen was 5' 11" tall. Have any other forum members recently discovered anything pointless and irrelevant about a celebrity?

Dave
 
It can be argued that out of all the shadowy groups out there, the Freemasons have come closest to world domination. Especially at the time when their affiliation with the knights Templar was going strong and they supposedly controlled all the movement of wealth. There was a time when any nobility who was worth a damn was somehow connected. My wife has a book with a chapter on this somewhere, but I can't seem to find it right now.

But then again, you can still just as easily argue that all they ever were was a very fancy drinking club that happened to have a lot of members in high places once upon a time. My great uncle was a very dedicated member and I don't remember him overthrowing any governments or anything.

Personally, I just think a lot of the conspiracy theorists are just jealous because they've never been let into any secret clubs. It may be that certain masons had some degree of power once upon a time, but I don't regard that as any more sinister or destructive than leaders being part of organised religions. If a bunch of blokes want to get dressed up in aprons and exchange secret handshakes, let them get on with it, I say.
 
I remember reading an article about the masons about 12ish years ago. By now, I only remember two things from that article, the author being shown a photograph of Hoover in his infamous blue dress stored at the Washington DC masonic temple (it was a newborn Hoover in his christening gown) and that the average age of the masons at the time being somewhere in the mid-sixties. By now, I would assume that the average mason is well into his seventies.

The masons are dying... literally. About the only thing I see them conspiring about right now, is to corner the market on Geritol™ and "reverse mortgages".
 
So what does this all mean? What is freemasonry? There is a huge Conspiracy theory that freemasonry is an evil satan worshipping religion that will be the one world religion of the New world order. It is a society of secrets that must be exposed. Audie murphy, george washington, red skelton, john glenn, buzz aldrin, gerald ford, william and alphonso Taft, James Monroe, Benjamin Franklin and abbot from "abbot and costello" are all masons. There are many more, but this is just a short list of some. So freemasonry and albert pike go hand in hand. Albert Pike was a known clansmen, devil worshipper and allegedly wrote a letter to mazzinni detailing a blueprint (in 1871) for three world wars. Two have already happened. Supposedly the third one is supposed to be between israel and the western forces. We will see. Further more, freemasonry could be nothing more than a little secret club. Who knows? I have a lot more research to do on these "masons"

If you would like more information on freemasonry and those who are part of the guild, click on these links.


http://freemasonry.bcy.ca/textfiles/famous.html

http://freemasonry.bcy.ca/textfiles/historyindex.html

http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/Commentary/Michael_Richards_Freemason.htm

http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/NewAge/New_World_Order.htm

Free the 3!


Ron Paul is a Freemason.
 
I guess it means that when Kramer entered Jerry's apartment Michael Richards was using subtle masonic tricks to communicate with his fellow evil secret society brothers...

Spin Left = Push for greater control of the media.

Spin Right = Destabilise the Dollar.

Tilt and slide = Generate fear in the general populace through false flag terrorism.

Bump into doorjamb = Drinks on Friday at my place! Bring your own meat for the BBQ...
 
psssst RPIR, I'm a Free and Accepted Mason.Deal with it.

and Viggo Mortenson is 5'11"? I kinda find that hard to believe.
 
So what does this all mean? What is freemasonry? There is a huge Conspiracy theory that freemasonry is an evil satan worshipping religion that will be the one world religion of the New world order.

There are people who think a secret order of super-intelligent Gophers run everything from an invisible space station. I thought I'd mention it since we're obviously on the subject of wacky conspiratorial ideas with no evidence to back them up.

It is a society of secrets that must be exposed.

I'll put that on my priority list right behind resolving the # of hot dogs vs # of hot dog buns in a package conspiracy and right before establishing a universal spelling of ketchup/catsup.


Audie murphy, george washington, red skelton, john glenn, buzz aldrin, gerald ford, william and alphonso Taft, James Monroe, Benjamin Franklin and abbot from "abbot and costello" are all masons.

Wow, that's a heck of an endorsement............which was your point....right?

There are many more, but this is just a short list of some.

NO..... FREAKING..... WAY! Build a castle! Dig a moat! There are many more!

So freemasonry and albert pike go hand in hand.

Forget the castle and moat, we need anti-matter weapons! Pike, a mediocre general from the Civil War, was a Freemason and he...............what evil thing did he do? Oh, that's right he was evil because he was a Freemason and they're evil because..........he......was.....a member and he was a member because he's........evil?


Albert Pike was a known clansmen, devil worshipper

Okay, now we're getting to actually evil things....or thing because while one is detestable the other is simply the silly worship of a non-existent entity but then again there isn't even any evidence that Pike was a devil worshiper. Come to think of it, what exactly is the evidence that he was a Clansman?

...and allegedly wrote a letter to mazzinni detailing a blueprint (in 1871) for three world wars. Two have already happened. Supposedly the third one is supposed to be between israel and the western forces. We will see.


Well, that's all the evidence I need. Let's go lynch them. A letter that predicts social change in Russia, the most backwards somewhat powerful European country at that time with a highly oppressed population, must demonstrate either prescience or a conspiracy. The idea that it was just a good guess considering the conditions in Russia at the time simply can't be true.
 
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For the first time, we can show an image of Richards' secret initiation ritual, where he was forced to sacrifice a child to prove his loyalty.


Firehose.jpg
 
It can be argued that out of all the shadowy groups out there, the Freemasons have come closest to world domination. Especially at the time when their affiliation with the knights Templar was going strong and they supposedly controlled all the movement of wealth. There was a time when any nobility who was worth a damn was somehow connected. My wife has a book with a chapter on this somewhere, but I can't seem to find it right now.

I'm fairly sure the book your wife may have is a piece of fiction (or just plain wrong). The Masons didn't even exist in the time the Templars did. The closest anyone could get to the two groups coexisting is that the Templars died out in the early 14th century and the Masons date their earliest piece of literature to the end of the 14th century. There's really no evidence of overlap (despite the unsupported concocted Freemason account of history dating back to Egypt).

The Masons are basically a boys club, an adult version of a college fraternity, and just like any other social network. They're not even that secret any more, since anyone can locate a local lodge and can request gobs and gobs of information from them. They're about as secret and exclusive as an Oprah Book Club.
 
So what does this all mean?
I do not think it means what you think it means. But you can find out more right here on the JREF Forum.

Nearly two years ago there was a thread here in which a Freemason answered questions about that organization. I don't think that thread is active anymore, and you probably won't get any replies from the initial poster if you post there now. However, if you read through that discussion you will learn something direct from one of your JREF neighbors.

"Ask me about being a Freemason"
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=64460

The "host" was kind enough to answer my numerous questions, too. So he gets this plug for his efforts.
 
Please say you have a link or source for that, because I will LMAO if it's true.

Results 1 - 10 of about 45,100 for +"Ron Paul" +Freemason. (0.20 seconds)

There are so many links to anonymous forum postings claiming without evidence that Paul is a Freemason that any conspiracy theorist would simply have to admit it's true!

Dave
 
Results 1 - 10 of about 45,100 for +"Ron Paul" +Freemason. (0.20 seconds)

There are so many links to anonymous forum postings claiming without evidence that Paul is a Freemason that any conspiracy theorist would simply have to admit it's true!

Dave
What more do they need?

"The internets say so, it must be true."
 
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