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Genesius

Apathetic Agnostic
Genesius
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Saw this one on my way into work today, and I'm still having trouble believing they could be so blatant. It read:

Tithe if you love Jesus
Anybody can honk

So now just having faith and being a good person isn't enough, you've got to buy Jesus' love? Sorry, if I've got to buy love I'd rather spend that money on hookers - at least with them you're getting something for your money.

(Yes, smart alecks. Use protection or you'll get more for your money than you bargained for. . .)
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Actually that message is an interesting form of church wars.

I live in Joilet IL, on lone farmhouse on a still very busy street inbetween two churches. Athiest in the land of god. The preachers who I have met are nice (though we have had the cops called on us once or twice).

The first chuch, who is the happy-go-lucky one of the two, put on their sign Honk if you love Jesus! People would honk as they drive by. After a week or so, the next church put up that slogan in retaliation. "Anyone can Honk, Tithe if you love Jesus".

Wow, thats intense. Tithe is like mediveal times **** where you give like a third of your income. Thats hardcore.

Church wars. EA bought the Video game rights from me last week.

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I like it! SimChurch! Or perhaps SimCult, graduating to SimReligion, where you, perhaps in the role of SciFi author, or carpenters son have to convince as many people as you can to follow your crazy religion!
 
3point14 said:
I like it! SimChurch! Or perhaps SimCult, graduating to SimReligion, where you, perhaps in the role of SciFi author, or carpenters son have to convince as many people as you can to follow your crazy religion!
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[Iacchus]Maybe we're really just characters in God's Sims game, and our conciousness depends on how much power his processor has?;)[/Iacchus]
 
Genesius said:
[Iacchus]Maybe we're really just characters in God's Sims game, and our conciousness depends on how much power his processor has?;)[/Iacchus]
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Argument from Iacchus? You're banned.
 
Overman said:
I live in Joilet IL, on lone farmhouse on a still very busy street inbetween two churches. Athiest in the land of god. The preachers who I have met are nice (though we have had the cops called on us once or twice).
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Sounds like it's time for you to get your own sign.

"Oh, yeah? Three can play this game."
 
New Tithe, with Bleach! Gets your whites whiter, your colors more colorful, and leaves your clothes smelling incense-fresh!
 
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