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"Should they be hung or shot or what?"

chipmunk stew

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Over on the British 9/11 Truth forums, rikzilla posted a great response to the OP of a thread asking: "When the truth comes out how on earth can we make the punishment fit the crime for these evil do-ers?"

rikzilla responds:
Let's take the evil-doers and force them to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, Whore of Betrayal, until they burst from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile. That'll get their attention!

For the truly evil neocons let them be hollowed out and used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant. Hey that won't be fun.

For us shills the comfy chair will suffice...

-z
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I almost wet myself reading that.

Any other ideas for how to deal with these evil conspirators?
 
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No man, not me! Hell, I love the NWO!
No nasty punishment ideas from me! :boxedin:
 
The only punishment that fits the crime, the only torture so heinous to match their dastardly deed...


















/set volume 100
/set play mode to continuous
/play "WHETHER IT'S LIHOP, WHETHER IT'S MIHOP...."
 
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chipmunk stew said:
Over on the British 9/11 Truth forums, rikzilla posted a great response to the OP of a thread asking: "When the truth comes out how on earth can we make the punishment fit the crime for these evil do-ers?"

rikzilla responds:
I almost wet myself reading that.

Any other ideas for how to deal with these evil conspirators?
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Oh geez Gabe...

I stole those from an Onion article! Here someone will catch the plaigerism; but there...well those nimrods will never get a clue! I'm currently trying to make their heads explode by posting code words linked to a real NSA site in the UK as well as morse code. Simple stuff...but I doubt they're bright enough to figure out the dots I left them to connect.

anyway man, thanks for the kudos, but I can't claim to have written those rather descriptive and hillarious tortures...I'm simply not that witty.

So for Ed's sake don't actually nominate me!!! The hoi-polloi here will murderize me!

-z
 
zakur said:
By ripping off The Onion. Shameless.
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Damn...late....too late.....

arrrgh! the shame!

Zak! May a tusked, asp-tongued demon burst your eyeballs and drink the fluid that runs down your face...oh, wait....nevermind.

-z

PS: See what I mean? It's been on the UK board all day...took Zak about 5 mins to nail me.
 
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just like their research, their plans for the future are @$$-backward

they are deciding the punishment for the "conspirators" before the trial, before they are arrested, before charges are even filed!
 
NickUK said:
/set volume 100
/set play mode to continuous
/play "WHETHER IT'S LIHOP, WHETHER IT'S MIHOP...."
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Thank you for sticking that F' ing song in my head. I didn't do it!!! Though,... I hear they use the Red Hot Chili Peppers at GitMo. Sign me up for that!
 
NickUK said:
/set volume 100
/set play mode to continuous
/play "WHETHER IT'S LIHOP, WHETHER IT'S MIHOP...."
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defaultdotxbe said:
just like their research, their plans for the future are @$$-backward

they are deciding the punishment for the "conspirators" before the trial, before they are arrested, before charges are even filed!
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Trial, lol, do you really think a world run by ALex Jones, Jim Fetzer, and Dylan Avery will allow a trial for crimes. No...they will be found guilty because the three leaders feel they are, and then executed after much much torture.

TAM
 
T.A.M. said:
Trial, lol, do you really think a world run by ALex Jones, Jim Fetzer, and Dylan Avery will allow a trial for crimes. No...they will be found guilty because the three leaders feel they are, and then executed after much much torture.

TAM
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any means necessary to stop the rise of fascism ;)
 
T.A.M. said:
Trial, lol, do you really think a world run by ALex Jones, Jim Fetzer, and Dylan Avery will allow a trial for crimes.
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Yes. For the show trials, to be used as material for their next show. Think of the ratings!
 
I've envisioned trial by video for the lesser offenders. The prosecution and defence each make a video and these are presented to a jury of twelve troofers. If, as a defendant, you make a video full of lies, innuendo, slander, twisted facts and, of course, a backing track of spooky music and hip-hop, you could beat the rap. The foreman of the troofer jury will rise and say:

"Like, hey man, cool video. Not guilty, duuude."
 
sleahead said:
I've envisioned trial by video for the lesser offenders. The prosecution and defence each make a video and these are presented to a jury of twelve troofers. If, as a defendant, you make a video full of lies, innuendo, slander, twisted facts and, of course, a backing track of spooky music and hip-hop, you could beat the rap. The foreman of the troofer jury will rise and say:

"Like, hey man, cool video. Not guilty, duuude."
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I've already got mine set to go, just in case. I hired Michel Gondry to do it up right. I call it my "Get Out of Jail Free" video.
 
I'll go down with my place of residence and most of the city burning, the sound of air-raid sirens, and firing a broomhandle Mauser at the would-be lynch mob.
 
chipmunk stew said:
Over on the British 9/11 Truth forums, rikzilla posted a great response to the OP of a thread asking: "When the truth comes out how on earth can we make the punishment fit the crime for these evil do-ers?"

rikzilla responds:
I almost wet myself reading that.

Any other ideas for how to deal with these evil conspirators?
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If the truth comes out: Shoot and hang them after tar- and feathering. :D
 
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