I had a 3-some with Brad and Angelina Jolie.
I couldn't get off, on account of Jolie's swollen lips.
It reminded me of a friend I had, long ago, that came to me in distress, after her boy-friend have given her a fat-lip.
It would have been so wrong to take advantage of the moment, and the fat lip.
And so easy.
But I took the high road.
ever since, I've been able to resist the relentless come-ons from Hollywood starlets with those swollen lips. I don't want to know who punched them in the mouth, or why.
I've never been that desperate.
God bless me.