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Sex created Jesus

shemp

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If there was a human being named Jesus Christ, he was created by sex. Not by some deity sticking his seed into a human woman's womb.

I don't know why I felt the need to point this out, other than that it gives me an opportunity to create a parody thread. But I didn't create it by sex. Whatever.
 
A very strange history channel show a couple years ago tride to peg Marry as functional hermaphrodite, thus self impregnating and a "virgin" birth.... very strange and if I were religious I think I would rather just call the story false than hear Jesus mother knocked herself up accidentally.
 
ReligionStudent said:
A very strange history channel show a couple years ago tride to peg Marry as functional hermaphrodite, thus self impregnating and a "virgin" birth.... very strange and if I were religious I think I would rather just call the story false than hear Jesus mother knocked herself up accidentally.
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Yeah, because when a young religious woman tells me that she's pregnant but has never had sex, my first thought is "she must be a hermaphrodite".
 
Well I certainly don't think she was a hermaphrodite, its much more likely that someone couldn't keep it in his pants
 
God, the cosmic rapist? I believe the angel didn't inform Mary of the fact till after she was knocked-up...

Was this consensual?
 
Everyone knows she was artificially inseminated by aliens. :D
 
shemp said:
If there was a human being named Jesus Christ, he was created by sex. Not by some deity sticking his seed into a human woman's womb.

I don't know why I felt the need to point this out, other than that it gives me an opportunity to create a parody thread. But I didn't create it by sex. Whatever.
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Shrimp, I mean shemp. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, but do be original.

You are making a thread in response to 'Jesus created Sex' and so want to jump on the bandwagon by starting your own opposite thread.

The only problem is that you base your theory on nothing and therefore have no experiences about sex in your vacuum, and you will fail to seduce others into your way of thinking.

Its hardly the way to get people together. remember, body, mind and soul make good lovemaking. You can go through the motions only, but it will be unsatisfying and you probably won;t like or apprerciate or take care of the results.

Anyway the real thread is at .... never be satisfied with the counterfeit.

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2501214#post2501214
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Shrimp, I mean shemp. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, but do be original.

You are making a thread in response to 'Jesus created Sex' and so want to jump on the bandwagon by starting your own opposite thread.

The only problem is that you base your theory on nothing and therefore have no experiences about sex in your vacuum, and you will fail to seduce others into your way of thinking.

Its hardly the way to get people together. remember, body, mind and soul make good lovemaking. You can go through the motions only, but it will be unsatisfying and you probably won;t like or apprerciate or take care of the results.

Anyway the real thread is at .... never be satisfied with the counterfeit.

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2501214#post2501214
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Thank you for once again demonstrating that you are a humorless loser.
 
Originally Posted by Davidjayjordan
Shrimp, I mean shemp. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, but do be original.

You are making a thread in response to 'Jesus created Sex' and so want to jump on the bandwagon by starting your own opposite thread.

The only problem is that you base your theory on nothing and therefore have no experiences about sex in your vacuum, and you will fail to seduce others into your way of thinking.

Its hardly the way to get people together. remember, body, mind and soul make good lovemaking. You can go through the motions only, but it will be unsatisfying and you probably won;t like or apprerciate or take care of the results.

Anyway the real thread is at .... never be satisfied with the counterfeit.

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.p...14#post2501214
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shemp said:
Thank you for once again demonstrating that you are a humorless loser.
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Hey Shemp! In all of the new testament jesus never laughs. What did you expect from one of his brain dead followers?
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Shrimp, I mean shemp. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, but do be original.

You are making a thread in response to 'Jesus created Sex' and so want to jump on the bandwagon by starting your own opposite thread.

The only problem is that you base your theory on nothing and therefore have no experiences about sex in your vacuum, and you will fail to seduce others into your way of thinking.

Its hardly the way to get people together. remember, body, mind and soul make good lovemaking. You can go through the motions only, but it will be unsatisfying and you probably won;t like or apprerciate or take care of the results.

Anyway the real thread is at .... never be satisfied with the counterfeit.

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2501214#post2501214
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Go pump something DJ. You are laughable everywhere - but do it somewhere else.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Shrimp, I mean shemp. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, but do be original.
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So it's ok for you to call other people names, but if you think someone has done it to you or tries to show your obvious lies then you cry about the unfair moderation... Gotcha.

And it's only imitation if it's sincere, in this case it's more a parody. Like this:

 
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