Is there a "Viewers Who Can Read Faster Than 50 WPM Edition" I could watch?
This (along with every other truther video ever made) is a conspiracy to waste my time by making me stare at full-screen captions and titles for 15 times longer than it takes to actually read them.
"Let's look at that video again" says the title. Okay, let's. I'm waiting. Where's the video? Let me read that sentence again. It still says "Let's look at that video again." Okay, I did read it right the first time. Always good to make sure. So where's the video? Did they lose it? Hmm, I wonder what font that is. Helvetica, maybe. Looks pretty good, but the vertical centering is a little off and the apostrophe in "Let's" runs into the t. Needs some kerning there. At least the apostrophe's in the right place this time. Is that video ready yet? It'll be lunchtime soon. I wonder if I have any of those mini pizzas left in the freezer. Maybe I should have yogurt instead, haven't been getting much exercise lately. The title screen's still there. Did my computer freeze? Or am I supposed to click to continue? The little clock numbers are still counting, so I suppose not. It says "again," so it's going to be the same video, so they can't have lost it, could they?
Oh, wait, it's fading in. Finally...
Nope, it wasn't worth waiting for.
Respectfully,
Myriad