Scottish Parliament

[Matabiri]

Well, the arguments for and against rage on. But does anyone have a justification for this waste of money...?

Walcome til the Scottish Pairlament wabsite

The Scottish Pairlament is here for tae represent aw Scotland's folk.

We want tae mak siccar that as mony folk as can is able tae find oot aboot whit the Scottish Pairlament dis and whit wey it warks. We hae producit information anent the Pairlament in a reenge o different leids tae help ye tae find oot mair.

This section o wir wabsite introduces ye til the information that is tae haun on wir wabsite in Scots.

 

[Jon_in_london]

Well, the arguments for and against rage on. But does anyone have a justification for this waste of money...?

Its not like landan's website sez nuffink different, innit?

 

[Matabiri]

I'd like to know how you get a job as a Scots translator, and whether or not the McEwans Export is deductible.

 

[Nikk]

Typical bloody penny pinching scots.

Try to save money by not paying for a spell checker.

 

[originalgagster]

haha. they got Oor Wullie to do the translation.

 

[richardm]

Don't let Mendor hear you mocking - he takes a firm stance on this sort of thing.

(Although I haven't seen Mendor around for a while, sadly.)

 

[mummymonkey]

Utter gibberish and no person on this earth talks like that. It looks like it's been fabricated from a combination of 20 year old Broons annuals and rubbish Hugh MacDairmid poems. (Which would be all of them).

Complete waste of tax payers money.

Edit: The language filter is a pussy.

 

[richardm]

Is it a hoax? Last line on that page: